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#1
I got it last night. I'm only 14, and my girlfriend is a year older than me. Coming into the relationship, she told me she had never even made out (which i changed by the way) but she got her friends in on this, and got all their stories perfect. They convinced me that she had always lied to me and that she had a kid. Yes, a child of her own. I was so confused/nervous i went an puked. then they told me it was all a joke. What have people done to you.
#2
Shes 15 dude...
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#4
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Shes 15 dude...

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#5
That sucks man, nothing like that has ever happened to me, but I'm always afraid of that kind of stuff. It's a mean prank when someone tricks you by telling you something really serious, because you can't call BS on it, because what if it really is true. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
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#6
It was nothing major, but I taped down the handle of the hose on the sink, so when you turned on the sink it would spray you.

My dad yelled at me.
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#7
lol the hell is wrong with you...

Anyways, most people don't mess with me, even my friends, but I once got pushed into a pull with my clothes on back when I was like..13-15. I was good sport though, hell if that was someone else I would've laughed.
#8
My friends put vodka in a bottle of juice, and like told me to have a drink

i was drinking it and they told me theyd pissed in it, but just as they said it the taste of the vodka kicked in....

it was horrible for 5 minutes..

3 band members versus one..

wankers..
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#9
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Shes 15 dude...


My town has the second highest teenage pregnancy rate in the country, corry, PA look it up.
#10
A couple of my college friends thought it would be funny to fill my office with balloons while I was away in D.C. They even taped it... douche bags.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyrvnAq4HLw
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#13
On April Fools last year, a friend of mine killed my parents.

I was devastated at first, but then he jumped out and shouted "APRIL FOOLS!" And we went to get some pancakes, the mood considerably lighter. Of course, the mood got a little bit gloomy again at my parents' funeral, but what can you do?
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#14
my friend posted a picture of me drunk, naked and hugging the toilet on facebook
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#15
i was really high once, and took a **** in some kids toilet tank thing where the clean water is meant to come from..... it took him like a week to find out what was wrong
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#16
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A couple of my college friends thought it would be funny to fill my office with balloons while I was away in D.C. They even taped it... douche bags.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyrvnAq4HLw




I LOVE the comments.

I'm like a school nerd and my driends all told me a certain assignment was due the next day where in my head I knew it wasn't. They kept insisting so I panicked and did like a huge project in one night.

It wasn't due the next day.

They all laughed.
#17
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
A couple of my college friends thought it would be funny to fill my office with balloons while I was away in D.C. They even taped it... douche bags.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyrvnAq4HLw


Rofl, that was a good minute or so of pure laughter. Man, that was awesome.
#18
did you thin that you got her pregnant?

that's funny
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#20
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
A couple of my college friends thought it would be funny to fill my office with balloons while I was away in D.C. They even taped it... douche bags.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyrvnAq4HLw



Dude, was that really you? You've got a short fuse man, that was hilarious.
#21
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Dude, was that really you? You've got a short fuse man, that was hilarious.

lol, yeap.
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#24
I got locked in a port-a-potty. Worst night of my life
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#25
One night I came back to my room smashed, so my roommate told me to have a drink of water... only the water bottle had vodka in it.

So after I chugged a little less than a quarter of the bottle in one gulp, the vodka taste kicked in and, needless to say, I wanted to die.

Pretty awful experience at the time, but it's pretty funny now.
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#27
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I've tipped port-a-potty's before

unless someones in there, thats hardly a prank
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#28
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unless someones in there, thats hardly a prank


WTF do you think?
#29
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
A couple of my college friends thought it would be funny to fill my office with balloons while I was away in D.C. They even taped it... douche bags.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyrvnAq4HLw

lol is that really you?

Edit:i fail...
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#30
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lol is that really you?

Edit:i fail...


Don't worry I had to compare pictures.
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#31
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A couple of my college friends thought it would be funny to fill my office with balloons while I was away in D.C. They even taped it... douche bags.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iyrvnAq4HLw

Is that really you?
Because you're a douchebag if that is.
I would have done this ----->
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#32
My friend pissed in some guy's mountain...I watched while he drank all of it i wanted to vomit.
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#34
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dump your ****ing girlfriend.

Why would you say that? Your just tried to ruin a good thread with your seriousness.
#35
I took a dump in a bag, then poured it out in some stranger's passenger seat.

I swear, every bad thing that happened to me for like, 2 years I just thought, "karma. I deserve this."
#36
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My fiancee cheated on me with her ex, and blamed me for it.

I'm still laughing


That ****ing sucks dude.

Me and some friends of mine, broke into this kids house, and flipped everything in his room upside down.

Everything.
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#37
We turtled a dude's backpack.


Yeah. We're hardxcore.


Mandeville sucks...
Who dat?
#38
I was given a burrito that had been down someone else's pants...I even offered some to my then-girlfriend...she didn't eat any.
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#39
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That ****ing sucks dude.

Me and some friends of mine, broke into this kids house, and flipped everything in his room upside down.

Everything.


me and my G/F were going to do that to our friend's house on halloween, but that was the one day she actually locked her door.
#40
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It was nothing major, but I taped down the handle of the hose on the sink, so when you turned on the sink it would spray you.

My dad yelled at me.


I did that in a teacher's classroom one time. I was just going to tell one of my friends to go turn it on but I forgot. After school her child came into the room and turned on the sink. He got a surprise shot of water to the face. And cried.
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