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#1
Hey, I've got this guy in the year below who likes to walk up to me and touch my penis, at first it was just tapping, but now he takes handfuls and it's starting to get annoying because he follows me and touches me, and today I got an erection that had nothing to do with the groping in P.E. and everyone saw and now they all take the piss. I wasn't in a speedo but those baggy swimming trunks. This person won't leave me alone and when we are alone togther he strokes me and stuff. How do I make him stop?
#5
Put it in his butt.
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#6
Wut...?

erm

Run?

Gayrape?
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#7
you seriously go to a website to ask a bunch of teens who will just smash you into the ground how to cope with a younger guy who likes to grope you?

you must be joking
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#9
I think he likes me more than a friend but I like girls, like when I look at boobs and bums and stuff I get really horny and stuff.
#10
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when I look at boobs and bums and stuff I get really horny and stuff.


#12
Fail.

How about punching him in the face? Seriously, you just let him touch your goods? What's wrong with you? (Unless you like it of course, but that's another matter.)
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#13
How have you not freaked out on him? My god, it doesn't take more than 3 times to start realizing its not an accident. I would be a bit more freaked out if I were you.
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#14
Greatest sentence ever?^
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#15
Uhhh, report him? Isn't that the obvious thing to do?
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#16
..... he... strokes you?

911. then a psychiatrist.
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#17
zzz trolls/hidious attention seekers. I will never understand them. Honestly i call bull**** to this since you've already made a crappy thread about some girl being anti war in your class too.
#18
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I think he likes me more than a friend but I like girls, like when I look at boobs and bums and stuff I get really horny and stuff.


please tell me you're joking or atleast 13 years old
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#22
jesus christ are you 12?

Kick him in the balls you idiot.
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#23
His names Luke Sandford, he won't leave me alone, It really isn't my fault i'm a mature guy who like to do mature things like read books and stuff, but this guy wont go away.
#25
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#26
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zzz trolls/hidious attention seekers. I will never understand them. Honestly i call bull**** to this since you've already made a crappy thread about some girl being anti war in your class too.


+1
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like when I look at boobs and bums...



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Put it in his butt.



#29
hey everyone this kid dont tell the cops, lets all have a go!
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#30
I thought it was a great solution
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#31
Sock him in the ****ing mouth. You don't let people do that **** and then get off unpunished. Thats your territory and any man who wants to invade deserves an ass whooping. That has to be a man law.
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#34
if he gropes ur nads then grope his nads harder!
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#35

they should make a rule that you have to be at least 7 to make an account on this site
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#36
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His names Luke Sandford, he won't leave me alone, It really isn't my fault i'm a mature guy who like to do mature things like read books and stuff, but this guy wont go away.


I SPOT A TROLL!

go to the WoW forums, look for the "I think I'm gay, but I'm confused" thread. You'll fit in there...you're either gay or you're not...i don't care what you are, but make up your mind.
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#37
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when I look at boobs and bums and stuff I get really horny and stuff.


HAHAHAHA Somebody sig that.

Seriously like punch him. HARD. or at least yell at him to stop touching you so that other people hear and it embarrasses him.
#38
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I thought it was a great solution


No, he said he LIKES 'bums'. I just quoted yours because, well, if he likes 'bums' then your answer was logical.
#39
Tell him to stop touching you unless he enjoys wearing his arse as a hat, and if he doesn't take the hint tell your teachers, if he keeps going then beat him up.

Don't be an idiot and make threads about it on the Internet.

EDIT: Do you go to a religious school? I seem to remember a bible passage which stated you could cut the hand off anyone who grabbed it with wrongful intent...
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#40
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Troll.
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