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#1
Today me and my friend are talking when this black kid comes up to us and goes, "Whatchu talkin' about?"

Not thinking at all I go, "Weed, N****!"

My friend starts to crack up and the black kid runs to go tell his boys. I'm sure tomorrow I'll be getting my ass kicked. What do I do?
By the way it ended in an "a" not "er" if that matters.
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#2
Well, you're boned.
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#3
paint your whole body black
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#4
You're an idiot
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#5
How are WE supposed to help with something like that?
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#10
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paint your whole body black


That will probably make it worse...look up blackface...

Anyways, you're screwed. Go buy a gak, shave your head, and get some neo-nazis to hang out with you - it's your only hope.
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#11
kick ur friends ass for being a dumbass racist
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#14
well when they jump you do what i do grab the first one and pound away at least youll have company in the hospitol
#15
Ummm, well you kind of deserve gettin your ass kicked now but uh seriously why don't you just apologise to him...
#16
strap you and your homies with some nines and if they b frontin, u know it, if not then, u b ****ed son
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#18
You'll be fine.

Just be all, "Black people suck!"

They will forgive you and walk away.
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#22
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Grow a pair and bring used condoms to school. If you throw them enough, they might run away.

Haha how's that for a threat? They come walking up to you, and you're holding a bucket and go

"Hold up. I've got 30 condoms FILLED with my man gunk. If you come ANY closer you're going to get raped by my sperm."

That's hard core.
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#23
just walk in to school in a klan outfit, then when he takes it off to hit you, have a hitler moustache and a minstrel outfit on.



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#24
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Ummm, well you kind of deserve gettin your ass kicked now but uh seriously why don't you just apologise to him...

Already did.
Three times.
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#25
Hahahahaha, that's an awesome story. He's not gonna do anything.
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#26
Youre a little bit fucked there mi amigo...Paint yourself black tomorrow and dress gangster,then hang about with the gang of black kids,and when they say lets go and kick the white kids ass,chase yourself as a white person...

PS: Pretend your a new kid....
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#27
They can't hurt you.

If it's on school grounds it's aganist school rules and they can get ISS and go to Juvy.

They'll realize it's not worth it, you have nothing to worry bout.
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#29
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Youre a little bit fucked there mi amigo...Paint yourself black tomorrow and dress gangster,then hang about with the gang of black kids,and when they say lets go and kick the white kids ass,chase yourself as a white person...

PS: Pretend your a new kid....


Again, that won't help - look up blackface on wikipedia. It will only make it worse...
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#31
lawl since your from CT no matter where you go there black people wow my friend told me he said something like that but all the black kids wanted him to keep on saying it, he was lucky
#33
You gunna be a black and blue cracker
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#34
I agree with the "they won't pull that crap on school grounds rule."

..But of course, if that's wrong, then you're boned.
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#35
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Today me and my friend are talking when this black kid comes up to us and goes, "Whatchu talkin' about?"


was it Gary Coleman?
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#36
Just fight him?? If he is really willing to fight you, do it, just keep saying its self defense, let him hit you first and just deny you called him a nigga.
#37
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say your great uncle was black. or sing public enemy lyrics really loud. Or, dress as a minstrel (sp?)


#38
Tape a job application yo your shirt.

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#39
Seriously, get a "gang" together (made up of your friends and your friends friends). Assuming these kids are middle-schoolers like you, and that they aren't packing t3h h34t, there is power in numbers.
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#40
You could always try offering him a free shot at you. Like stand there with your feet about a yard apart, and say "I'm sorry dude, I shouldn't have said that yesterday. Here are my nuts, kick them hard",
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