#1
(the title is very important)

He had a cult
He was from the ancient times
He could heal the masses
He could raise the dead
He was a revered alchemist
He is in holy books

He helped promote good
He helped stop crooks
He could walk through walls
He had E.S.P.
He's not Jesus Christ
He's f-cking Apollonius of Tyana
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#2
uhm
cannot think of any possible accompaniment that could go with that, and the repitition would work well in a chorus but gets a bit old for the entire song
#3
This just looks like someone's quickly written notes from a lecture.
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That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#4
im just wondering but is this a serious thing?
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#5
It's meant to be more of a joke than a song.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#6
Quote by lordofthefood1
It's meant to be more of a joke than a song.


................but it's not funny either.
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MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
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#7
Quote by funkbass369
................but it's not funny either.

Are all jokes meant to be funny?
Nope.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#8
Quote by lordofthefood1
Are all jokes meant to be funny?
Nope.


ok...tell me a joke that's not meant to be funny. go ahead, do it.
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#9
Quote by funkbass369
ok...tell me a joke that's not meant to be funny. go ahead, do it.

I am not going to argue. You may think about what I meant (or not).
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....