#1
i think that i have a virus on my computer. I clicked on that link on msn, you know the "free-offers-for-you.com" one. All of my friends who clicked the link have messed up their computers and may have to get new ones.

what do i do?
#3
you can do many things! dance sing have sex, eat drink, write an opera, climb a mountian! nothings impossible!
#4
yes that virus has been going around heaps through msn best thing to do is probably reboot
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#5
Go to the doctor and ask for some creams. Or plug your guitar in and start singing "Yer Blues" by the Beatles. Because that's what I would do.
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#6
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Seriously, I want to know...
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#7
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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Seriously, I want to know...


haha thats good....real good
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#8
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#9
Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Seriously, I want to know...

Old!

Anyways, quickly install AVG, there's nothing it can't handle.
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#10
Quote by Jekkyl
If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

Seriously, I want to know...

I'm gonna sig that.

To the thread starter...boot your machine in safe mode and run a virus scan, if it can't find it, then you will have to wipe your machine and start again (cheaper than buying a new one) but if it finds it then it will remove it...I'm assuming you have decent anti-virus on your computer?
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If you get a virus by looking at porn, is it considered a sexually-transmitted disease?

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#12
If you have a virus, disconnect teh internetz than you try to search for the viruses with avg or avast or sumthin.
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#13
Repost, use the search bar.
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#14
dont ever click on anything that has the word "free" in it. its always a virus.
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#16
Clear out your temporary internet files then run your anti virus.
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#17
Yes that is quite a pickle you're in.

Well you have two options. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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#18
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Yes that is quite a pickle you're in.

Well you have two options. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.


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#19
You fool. Only noobs click on links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU


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#20
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you can do many things! dance sing have sex, eat drink, write an opera, climb a mountian! nothings impossible!




I didn't expect that, it made me laugh
#22
Wow, TS, you are dumb.

Life lesson numero uno:

Nothing is actually free.
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#23
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Yes that is quite a pickle you're in.

Well you have two options. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.



Matrix FTW


Install AVG, best anti-virus ever.
#25
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Wow, TS, you are dumb.

Life lesson numero uno:

Nothing is actually free.

Nothing but YOUR MOM.

What now?


I should probably get a life, huh?
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