#1
with my friend's mom. Him and my other friend were over my house today with me and we were hanging out having a good ol' time...

Before i go on, let me tell you about my friend. His name is Max and he is pretty cool. He is kind of your stereo type jew minus the afro and the nerdiness (gets good grades and kinda whines alot sometimes) but he is pretty cool. Unfortunately his mom is like satan and doesn't let him do anything and she is your typical anal jew mom. <- thats her .

Anyway, we get back to my house from the diner where we ate and his mom calls my house. Max picks up and she unleashes a torrent of profanities and yelling and all this ****. "Max i cannot believe you would walk to Ian's house in the snow what is wrong with you...I have half a mind to send you to military school...grounded for the next month blah blah" you get the picture. Well i was pretty sick of her so about an hour ago i had a three-way call with my other friend that was there too and we called his mom on her cell to tell her she was too harsh.

this is pretty much how it went

Me: "Hi is this mrs. alderson?
His Mom: "yes this is she"
M: "Hi this is ian terry, your son's friend, he was over my house earliar."
H: " Oh yes im quite aware (sounding all annoyed)
M: "Yeah after you called him he seemed pretty shook up and he looked like he was about to cry when he came back from out of the room."
H: "Oh really hmm"
M: "Yeah he was pretty messed up I think you might be too harsh on him"
H: "Hmm well i think this is just some lie so goodbye
M: "Umm actually its not..."
*Hang up*

I'm still pretty shooken up from it (pretty scary telling a mom that she is too harsh on her son) but really when you drag things way out of proportion like that

I mean he came over my house IN THE SNOW OMG!!! and she yells at him for 45 minutes. Jesus christ

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#4
It wasn't your place to tell his mom off. Shame on you.

Shame on her though for yelling at him about the snow.
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#6
youre dumb. shes a parent. youre not. eat a dick.
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#7
make him stand up to her. tell him to grow some ****ing balls and tell her shes an overprotective bitch of a mother
#9
WTF jew...go into the jungle!!!
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#10
Dude, of course his moms the devil . She is a JEW! She Killed Jesus. SHE KILLED JESUS!!!!!!!





ran out of killing things lol
#11
dude she refuses to listen to any reason like she will completely ignore him if he tries to talk back and usually he gets into worse trouble
#15
I would just tell her off to her face. She sounds like one hell of a bitch.
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#16
Weeelllll,

Max's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Those crazy jew moms.

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Quote by alienboy18241
Weeelllll,

Max's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Those crazy jew moms.

(BTW, first post after my massive ban!)

lol Thats from South Park isnt it? And you say u were banned? I dont see any logical reason for them to have banned you. I mean, my 6 year old sister sings songs worse than that.
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#22
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#23
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Jews aren't a race, they are a religion. That would make us anti-Semites .

Learn your bigotry terms before insulting someone.


interesting thing about jews, theyve been forced to live together for so long, theyre a culture just as much as theyre a religion
#24
post her number on /b/
They'll know what to do.
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post her number on /b/
They'll know what to do.



Yea, "/b/ is not your personal army" would happen.
#26
yah thats not your place.....idiot.


And theres no such thing as a sterotypiclal jew

we range from pill popping husband killers to right wing republican deadheads.
#27
Quote by Dirge Humani
Jews aren't a race, they are a religion. That would make us anti-Semites .

Learn your bigotry terms before insulting someone.



learn your ****ing **** dude.


Jews are both a religion and a race. So you think once you become jewish you automatically get smart and become froogle with money?

actually "ewjs" isnt even a religion its a term for a person who is born from jewish parents or a person who practices judaism.
#28
it was none of your business.
Quote by highway62
yah thats not your place.....idiot.


And theres no such thing as a sterotypiclal jew

we range from pill popping husband killers to right wing republican deadheads.

I agree with you there are no sterotypiclal jews.

Stereotypical on the other hand....
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#29
highway62 shut up plz

and i felt inclined to say something to all the people who say it wasnt my business
he wanted me to do it anyway, thought it might get him out of trouble
#30
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Yea, "/b/ is not your personal army" would happen.

My friend put his number on there because he was getting a new one in a few days.
NO ONE called.
I was disappointed.
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#31
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Jews are both a religion and a race. So you think once you become jewish you automatically get smart and become froogle with money?

A-It is spelled frugal.
B-Israeli is the closest thing I would consider to a "Jewish race".

actually "ewjs" isnt even a religion its a term for a person who is born from jewish parents or a person who practices judaism.

A-"Jews", not "ewjs". But I suffer from occasional dyslexia, so I'll forgive you for that.
B-Jew is a religious term the same way Christian is. If you are born to Christian parents, you are a Christian, unless you convert to something else. If you're born to Jewish parents, you're a Jew, unless you convert. That is how the religions work.
#32
my goodness. whiny OP with stereotype remarks starts flamefest.

who would have imagined such a thing could happen?


*Reported*
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