#1
Well I have wanted to whiten my teeth more than they already are. I brush them maybe 2-3 times a day, and I use mouthwash. They are mostly white, but they aren't extremely white, so what are some good ideas, what do you guys do..?
#4
Rinse your mouth with corrosive acid, takes the stains right away
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already tried it buddy. doesn't work.
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already tried it buddy. doesn't work.

worked for me
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Rinse your mouth with corrosive acid, takes the stains right away


why not drink gasoline while im at it...?
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why not drink gasoline while im at it...?


Because that would kill you.
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#11
Listerine White Strips worked for me even though they leave a crappy residue you gotta like brush off.
#14
brush with lemon juice once or twice a week. but not too much cause it cause destroy the enamel.
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#16
Let a hooker use your toothbrush.

That way people will be too distracted by the massive amount of herpes on your face to notice that your teeth aren't bleach white.
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