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#1
What would you do?

Personally, I would make it so dogs could talk so I could have a nice conversation with my beagle.
#3
the universe has power? i thought it was just a vast space that extends infinitely.
#4
hmm, kill the guy that gave it to me, and everyone that knew I had it and keep it til I decided to end time?


pepsi
#5
umm... ask for 3 more wishs?

Wait wrong thread...

umm... ask for 3 more wishes?
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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#8
Quote by soulflyV
I would make a burrito so hot that even god himself could not eat it.


Blasphemy I say!

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#10
I would make it so that i have that power...FOREVER!!!
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'Bring me the still-beating heart of a newborn child, and the world's rivers shall run red with the blood of the innocent.'

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#13
i would make the best 30 second shred solo ever. but i would forget to press play on the recorder.
#14
Quote by soulflyV
I would make a burrito so hot that even god himself could not eat it.


Copious amounts of win for this fellow.
My stuff:
Gibson SG (for playability.......and looks)
Mexican Strat (for some reason i have two)
Hohner HW440G-TB Acoustic/Electric
#15
You CAN have the power of the universe in your hands...and not just for 30 seconds. I'm talking 8 hours. Just take a half dozen hits of acid.
#16
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i would make the best 30 second shred solo ever. but i would forget to press play on the recorder.

awww the classic "i forgot to press record!"


almost as bad as the "WTF?!I can see daylight through this condom!"
#20
I'd "Crank Dat"!
I play guitar. So I joined a club about it.


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#22
I'd change my grades to unchangeable A's, so I can get better scholarships.
Or at least a diploma. I guess.
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#23
Quote by soulflyV
Because you would have pressed record instead.

Which would still be a problem, because his 30 second shred would be recorded on .0000001 seconds of over-exposed tape.
SHedIT: ^Why would you want to be Luke Skywalker? /SHedIT

I'd use the power to inject myself into the 1930s, watch Louis Armstrong do a scat solo, and come back to now.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#25
I'd stop time. then make it so those folded fate games that you played back in grade school would actually set your fate

...and the same with those games on what car you'd drive, who you'd marry, etc.... that would teach those kids!

oh and i'd take the time to learn every language in the universe and learn the true meaning of life. I'd learn every language though just so I could always have an interesting way to swear at or curse people when I'm stuck back in traffic.

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To put it crudely, every hole is a goal.


#26
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... learn the true meaning of life. ...

42, isn't it?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#28
no... the true true... not a number.... but something more... if its a number i dont want to know it.

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Yes, you sir win the internet!


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To put it crudely, every hole is a goal.


#29
Maybe you should use your power to figure out the question, since the answer is already common knowledge.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#30
id give myself the powerz to sweeps
"every prince has to slay a few dragons before he meets his princess"
#31
Kill every corrupt politcian past, present, and future, and make every woman in the world sexy.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#34
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I would make her like me.

(e-hug)

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#35
i'd cure every disease in FIVE seconds
den i would take a lot of money...it's technically mine
#37
resurrect dimebag/hendrix/all the great musicians who have died

make it so paris hilton never existed

invent a beer that never goes flat

masturbate profusely


...in that order.
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#39
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I'd jack off with all the ferocity of the universe.

I thought of the same thing immediately.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#40
I would give myself infinite creativity, give me and my loved ones infinite funds, cure all incurable disease, and create the largest, most acoustically advanced music hall the world will ever see.

Life would then be damn near complete.
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BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


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