#1
Here I am, lying on the couch and working on my final paper for Biology when suddenly I hear a meow beside my right ear. Before I know it, a furry mass has jumped up onto my chest and prompty block my view of my computer screen. I figure, that's ok, she'll move if I pet her. Bad idea. As soon as I touch her, my cat flops down right on top of me, somehow managing to lay down on both my face and my hands at the same time. I think she thinks she's helping me. Unfortunately, 'cat help' is never all that helpful. I could neither see the screen, nor type at all because of the help she was giving me. I can't resist her help though, or her insistance at helping me only increases. It's a bit of a catch 22.
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#2
Ok, that's nice dear. Have you taken your medication today?

But really did we need to hear about that?
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#3
kill it.

problem solved
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#4
An interesting insight into feline psychology.....

So umm how do you think she's "helping" you? What would your cat want to help you with? :S

More likely she wants some attention and thinks your comfy. It's love, really.
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#7
I love my next door neighbour's cat (which is practically mine because it is through our cat flap half the time). They crave attention, and believe we humans are chairs on which to sit.
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#8
fist and skull love her
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#9
Ich will die katze frausten!


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No?


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#10
Kick it really hard in the stomach, it wont be back for a bit.
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#11
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Ok, that's nice dear. Have you taken your medication today?

But really did we need to hear about that?


No, I didn't take my medication today.

And to be fair, you don't really need to ask until I tell you my cat has started talking to me.
Cory is a girl's name too.

myspace.com/corysmash

aim me at corysmash196