arite so i ordered a gibson lp standard bout 2 weeks ago and theyve sent me the wrong guitar 3 times now, so today im at my local gc and while im playing in the acoustics room my mom is talking to the salesmen about idk what but i come out and the guys like, i think were gonna make today worth ur while and pulls down a lp custom from the wall. i plugged it into a marshall vintage mod halfstack and played it for a solid 30 mins and the guy goes, well since you went through that carp online were willing to sell you this one for the same price as the standard! lol so i ended up leaving with a barnd new les paul custom ahahaha today is the greatest day of my life! :-D
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....well since you went through that carp online....

HHHmmm, online e-carp

He should have thrown in the Marshall as well =p
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awesome hope you have that thing for years to come
dont sell it!
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This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
That would be so much cooler if I didn't have to piece together the misspelled words.
Aww, his grammar wasn't that bad. Leest e dint tipe lik dis lik som idots do on da inenet.

By the way, you are the luckiest son of a bitch I've ever met.

EDIT: Except for Hugh Heffner. Now there's a lucky guy.
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You are really lucky threadstater.
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Yo wassup, I'm trying to expand my musical horizons if you know what I mean, so can anybody reccomend me some cool Juggalo jazz?
Damn dude, you're a lucky bastard. You should make a thread on this in the pit because of the other threads you posted about that. You got a happy ending after all
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3.14 pie or the delicious crusted treat we all know and love?

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Therefore your argument is rubbish, as well as being full of profanity and anti-Semitic. Are you Mel gibson, by any chance?
I think your mom was hitting on the salesman...