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#1
Okay, I was making out with my gf on the couch. And then I was like "Hey...You want to..." and she nodded.

So I pulled off my pants and she just stared at me. I was like "You gonna give me head or do I have to do it myself?"
#2
Ummm...get a new one?
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#3
You = asshole.

and maybe she thought you were going to say "Hey, you want to.... stop"

and so she nodded... and you pulling down your pants further complicated the situation.
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#6
Pics or it didn't happen.

..But on a non-dickheaded note, have fun explaining that one to her.
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Okay, I was making out with my gf on the couch. And then I was like "Hey...You want to..." and she nodded.

So I pulled off my pants and she just stared at me. I was like "You gonna give me head or do I have to do it myself?"



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#12
slap her and tell her to get on her knees
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#14
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your thread title is a lie


sh*t beat me to it

edit: this should make you feel better- my girlfriend wont give me head cus shes afraid of biting. thats what she tells me at least, when she brings it up i definitely believe her, its a great argument
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slap her and tell her to get on her knees


DICK.
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#17
It sounds to me like you treat her more like your wh0re than your girlfriend.


EDIT: Damn censoring.
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#22
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treat her like a human being. cause, after all, thats what she is.


human beings have mouths, some others have dicks too. coincidence? i think not.
#23
You = Asshole. The End
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#24
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human beings have mouths, some others have dicks too. coincidence? i think not.


You are lame.
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#26
Maybe she wanted to you know, have sex.
Blowjobs are really selfish
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#27
sucking your own dicks remind me of clerks lol

anyways just dropping your pants and expecting her to put her lips on it is kinda forward
you know she really wants to do it when she takes off your pants for you
and except to share the wealth
#31
Maybe she thought you were offering to go down on her? Real men understand oral sex is a two way street.
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#32
yeah gotta respect your girl! if she wants to blow you then she will, dont try and force **** to happen...
#33
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yeah gotta respect your girl! if she wants to blow you then she will, dont try and force **** to happen...



right. if i'm in the mood i'll go down on my man, he doesn't even have to ask... although i usually prefer sex instead
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#34
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right. if i'm in the mood i'll go down on my man, he doesn't even have to ask... although i usually prefer sex instead

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Edit: but yeah, let her pick what she wants to do.
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#35
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right. if i'm in the mood i'll go down on my man, he doesn't even have to ask... although i usually prefer sex instead

goood girl.


lol. jk.
#36
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right. if i'm in the mood i'll go down on my man, he doesn't even have to ask... although i usually prefer sex instead


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#37
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right. if i'm in the mood i'll go down on my man, he doesn't even have to ask... although i usually prefer sex instead


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#38
lmao
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#40
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haha. both of you are virgins... i was too until last week.


thats a pretty blunt, and bold statement... for your information i just had sex last week thank you very much
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