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#1
SO my friend and i are thinking of something creative to do to our peacefully asleep friends .

We have already flipped ones mattress.. twice

Colored all over thier faces

annnd tied one to the bed.

But now we are out of ideas....

Anythhing can be accepted...
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#2
Get some tape
Then stick everything you can find in the room to the person
Also if you have duct tape......tape em to the floor
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#4
put tape on there pubes
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#5
TEABAG pics or it dint happen
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#6
yet again,

condom half up his arse.. see his reaction when he wakes up.
(make him drunk first)


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#7
were not doing anything that involves a penis... but we are up loading the mattress flipping to facebook now.
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I went to school stoned twice. the first time was a lot of fun, but the second time we had a guest speaker from the women's resource center come in, and talk about rape. I couldn't contain my laughter. Never again.
#8
man, just let him sleep. Have you no decency?
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#9
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man, just let him sleep. Have you no decency?


we warned him... i bet your always the first to fall asleep at a party aren't you?
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I went to school stoned twice. the first time was a lot of fun, but the second time we had a guest speaker from the women's resource center come in, and talk about rape. I couldn't contain my laughter. Never again.
#12
teabag involves testicles..not penis
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#13
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put their fingers in a glass with warm water....



haha we would if we were at thier house but we'd be the ones cleaning it up
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#14
i agree with taping stuff to them
also shaving foam on the hands is a fun one
and also on the face [=

if you want ideas, watch dirty sanchez
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#15
Stick their hands in a blender/toaster/sandwich press. But seriously, coat them in honey then tip cornflakes all over them.
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#16
Throw cheese at them.
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#17
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I'd say: TAKE THE GUITAR, CRANK IT UP AND PLAY THE MOST FREAKING-LOUD SOLO OR RIFF YOU KNOW!



Yeah, That is what i would do!
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#20
Philip, this is worse than the night I went to sleep and you put your diсk into my mouth and took a picture!

That's from South Park
#21
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Put your willy in his mouth.

Id lmao so much if he did and his asleep friend bit it off x)
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#22
Dress them up in womans clothing.... or swap their underwear (assuming there's 2 of them)
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#23
I know I heard this on UG, but I can't remember which thread (what I mean is, it's not my idea - I'm simply passing on this... knowledge).

Give them an egg salad. This involves putting an egg into their ass while they're asleep. When they wake up, they realise there's something up there that shouldn't be, so they instinctively clench. This breaks the egg, and releases and brown/yellow goo - the egg salad.

Glad I'm not sleeping at your house...lol
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#24
How the hell have they not woken up? Have you given them rohypnol or something?

Anyway, give them a good teabagging. Jizzing on their faces might also give hilarious results.
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#25
Isn't rape the obvious answer?

Also... How the **** would one manage to put an egg up their ass without waking them? Why would you WANT to? It sounds kind of like some strange furry fetish.
#26
I guess they have woken up now, so i want to know what you did to them!
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#27
smear poo all over their faces... and wee on their head when they're facin upwards
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#28
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Isn't rape the obvious answer?

Also... How the **** would one manage to put an egg up their ass without waking them? Why would you WANT to? It sounds kind of like some strange furry fetish.


It does sound like a weird fetish. 10 out of 10 for originality though, but raping them would be a hell of a lot easier. Can't say I've tried or ever planned on using it either, it's just one of those moments on the pit which has been scarred into my memory
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#29
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I'd say: TAKE THE GUITAR, CRANK IT UP AND PLAY THE MOST FREAKING-LOUD SOLO OR RIFF YOU KNOW!

No no. Instead, Crank Dat Soulja Boy while your friend is asleep and make it be in his head all day. That's way worse.
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#30
try this...fill their socks with toothpaste or something that wont drip out ...when they get up...."QUISH"...or just rape them...the choice is yours really
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#31
New idea, involving zero effort: Just sit there watching them. When they wake up, have a maniacal smile on your face, but whenever they ask you what you did, or whenever they do anything, start laughing uncontrollably.
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#32
toothpaste on their eyelids. sticks them together and they think theyve gon blind! hilarity ensues! you can get rid of it just with some water as well, so its practical and safe!


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#36
Tie them up and burn them with lit cigarettes.
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#37
1. Spit in condom

2. Put condom up friends ass.

They will never forgive you.
#39
Give them Happy Faces with a lighter.

That will piss them right off.

Better yet, do it on thier foreheaqd so EVERYONE knows
#40
Shave off one of his eyebrows. He won't realize for a while.
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