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#1
SPECIAL REQUEST!!!!!!

Good morning fellow UG-er's,

Scarlatti and I are looking for:

- 30 experienced UG-ers from 06 or before
- 50 UG-ers 07-ers or others that feel worthy enough to be a noob
- 2 UG-ers from Belgium (We prefer raise_the_death and noxiosimitator)
- 3000 computers with great internet connection
- well prepared and motivated admins
- The one-and-only Vincent (for some dirty jobs to take care of)
- Mesa Recto's + Cabinet + Guitars


YOU ALL WANNA KNOW WHY, DON'T YOU?

Here's the background story and our mission:

I (JvL) live near a town called "Sassenheim" (in Holland) and it's the most ****ed up Nazi-style hardcore town I know.
Lots of hardcore artists and ideas came out this little town.
So... This little town is ruining OUR great music by sending those skinheads in training-suits with their hardcore all over the world.

THIS HAS TO STOP!

Our plan is as followed:


First, we let 50 crazy noobs infiltrate in the Sassenheimer-population and terrorize the town with Icy Hot, Barrel-Rolls, having butt-seks with the less attractive population and LOL Wut and O'rly images.
Those skinheads haven't got to many braincells and will go and participate those actions and after a while they will automatically be turned into UG-noobs-in-production.

In the meanwhile the UG-experts will set up an UG control-and-computer center in the middle of "Sassenheim" with 3000 computers (aprox. population of Sassenheim)

The 50 chosen ones (the UG-noobs) will take them to the the constructed UG-computer area and they will, like any UG-noob, go to the famous "pit" and start spamming as much as they can...

UNTIL

The experts kick in and and start flaming those basterds!
After a while they'll feel so ****ed up that they start turning EMO and killing theirself and others!

When those bastards are all gone we set-up some HUGE stage with some 20 recto's connected to 100 Cab's and hook up our guitars.
In a row we will play our most kick-ass MIND-BLOWING solo so 2 possibilities could happen:

  • They turn in rock-lovers and are worthy to the rest of the world


or

  • Their heads will be blown apart and that together with the rest of the surviving population (hidden or in public, who cares?) they will generate a massive amount of pressure that will send a shock-wave through the entire village and will ruin everything it hits!


SIGNING UP IS POSSIBLE BY SENDING SCARLATTI OR ME (JvL)

THANK YOU GUYS!

Scarlatti and JvL

PARTICIPANTS (72):

- Scarlatti
- JvL
- buckethead_jr
- Jackal58
- purplegreendave
- Våd Hamster
- Vermintide
- Xanox
- gen0doom
- Portuguese_boy
- Mister.Y
- ..NEM..
- shreddin_frets
- Tallman
- bearded_monkey
- noxiosimitator (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, the first belgium-guy arrived!)
- Lemoninfluence
- AngelOfHatred
- Firenze
- shotbythepope
- bikerboyjosh
- H^2
- TalonbladE
- RipeFlesh
- Giant Tool
- 666_Pounder
- Dabey
- RedOrange
- Tubyboulin
- bequickorbedead
- Bad_Guitarist
- Thecla
- tommo619
- Sozes Flying V
- ze monsta
- kaptink
- haven222
- deek_13
- Frankv
- Hushie_619
- Rocker007
- rockguitarist97
- lucky911charms
- MyImmortal
- Fatso Forgottso
- Prove_i_Did_It
- Custom-Picks
- Gunpowder
- Ramones06
- Pabli7o
- slann101
- musicfreak003
- bassnguitar
- -deathbox-
- Kai07
- Spitz13
- Future
- SHEEM
- iforgotmyname
- tyronelab
- Eruption1991
- raise_the_dead
- HAdwan
- nediamnori3
- <CJ>
- M0ly
- Pat McRotch
- Kai07
- punkrocker10115
- Fredde_
- wiggyisgreat


The dedicated blog:

NEW DEVELOPMENT:

We now got our own group:

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/sassenheim/

The above 50+ names already got an invitation (except ze_monsta cause your profile is set to private so I can't send you an invitation yet... so add me as friend please)
Last edited by JvL at Dec 14, 2007,
#8
What?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#9
Quote by Craigo
A MESSAGE FROM THE HARDCORE FORUM

What kind of bands?


a Spy?

No bands... Think of Dj Luna and that kind of Dj's... they're pretty much known throughout the entire European hardcore-scene

Quote by Våd Hamster
I'm in.... but ONLY if it includes a big red self destruct button!


Defo... if we paint the stand-by button on the recto's red
You're in!

Quote by Vermintide
I'm in.

If I get to keep one of the rectos, that is. I love me rectum friers.


We'll see but until now you're in

Quote by Xanox
Oeh oeh take me u bitches 0_o I Kill you


You're from holland so you're defo in! (Sassenheim dichtbij Leiden)


SO UNTILL NOW THESE GUYS ARE IN:

- Våd Hamster
- Vermintide
- Xanox
Last edited by JvL at Dec 9, 2007,
#12
Quote by chubbychunks
I just lost my cleverness reading this thread.


>_>
<_<
>_>

...
So that means you're in?
Last edited by Scarlatti at Dec 9, 2007,
#13
Quote by JvL
a Spy?

No bands... Think of Dj Luna and that kind of Dj's... they're pretty much known throughout the entire European hardcore-scene

Hardhouse. Not hardcore.

Sorry, when you said skin heards I was expecting tough guy hardcore punk and stuff and would of had issues.

EDIT:
They turn in rock-lovers and are worthy to the rest of the world


And you being elitest makes you better than them?
#14
Wouldn't it be easier to just nuke Holland?
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#15
I don't get it.

Lol.

I'v been doing coursework all morning, things don't make sense any more
#16
Quote by Scarlatti
>_>
<_<
>_>

...
So that means your in?

*You're
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#18
Quote by buckethead_jr
Plan = fail



No ****ing way
Plan is as genieus as most plans me and Scarlatti make.
But after we take ur retarted village can we take the rest of the world 2?
#19
Quote by Xanox
No ****ing way
Plan is as genieus as most plans me and Scarlatti make.
But after we take ur retarted village can we take the rest of the world 2?



I think that can be done, yeah.


Quote by Mad Marius
Wouldn't it be easier to just nuke Holland?


Waste of the weed.
Last edited by Scarlatti at Dec 9, 2007,
#20
Quote by Craigo
Hardhouse. Not hardcore.

Sorry, when you said skin heards I was expecting tough guy hardcore punk and stuff and would of had issues.


WAIT 2 sec's...
Song dedicated to Sassenheim:

http://www.rightmusic.info/mp3/music/Welkom%20in%20Sassem%20II/19.%20Kale%20vandalen%20-%20Sassem%20gehaktmix%20.mp3

And also shows you the amount of braincells they have

Some of the lyrics translated:

own people first (Eigen volk eerst)
Sassem is right-orientated, sassem is pure, I don't to be anywhere else then sassem (Sassem is rechts, sassem is rein, ik zou nergens anders dan in sassem willen zijn)

enz.!

It's like their national anthem
Last edited by JvL at Dec 9, 2007,
#21
.... Why cant we just get 80 people to go over to this village with AK-47s, hand grenades, spiked metal dildos and rape and pillage the village, then kill everyone in it.

This my friend is more fun because we can then smoke pot and defile their dead corpses.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#22
Quote by Guitardude19
.... Why cant we just get 80 people to go over to this village with AK-47s, hand grenades, spiked metal dildos and rape and pillage the village, then kill everyone in it.

This my friend is more fun because we can then smoke pot and defile their dead corpses.


I like the metal dildo's idea.
#24
I think I speak for everyone (or at least the mature population) when I say, what the **** are you trying to say?
#25
Quote by Archaon
I think I speak for everyone (or at least the mature population) when I say, what the **** are you trying to say?


Dude, dont try to figure it out... Just .... Go along with it and they might get bored.


----


We could put an innoculation of Ebola on the spikes of the metal dildo Scarlatti >_>
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#26
Anyone, except the 3 above, that want to participate?

By the way... I'm gone in a couple of minutes *shame*
#27
Quote by JvL
WAIT 2 sec's...
Song dedicated to Sassenheim:

http://www.rightmusic.info/mp3/music/Welkom%20in%20Sassem%20II/19.%20Kale%20vandalen%20-%20Sassem%20gehaktmix%20.mp3

And also shows you the amount of braincells they have

Some of the lyrics translated:

own people first (Eigen volk eerst)
Sassem is right, sassem is pure, I don't to be anywhere else then sassem (Sassem is rechts, sassem is rein, ik zou nergens anders dan in sassem willen zijn)

enz.!

It's like their national anthem


Wow.

That really was terrible. Objectively terrible, not just because of my musical tastes. That was about as bad as Bill Frissell's attempts at jazz grindcore.
#28
Quote by Guitardude19
Dude, dont try to figure it out... Just .... Go along with it and they might get bored.


----


We could put an innoculation of Ebola on the spikes of the metal dildo Scarlatti >_>


One problem...
Ebola spreads around that village and it happens to be... right next to mine *shame*

Ow and by the way ...
I won't get bored

Quote by Vermintide
Wow.

That really was terrible. Objectively terrible, not just because of my musical tastes. That was about as bad as Bill Frissell's attempts at jazz grindcore.



I hope this won't mess some things up in your mind but...
They're proud at it!!!!!

It's like their biggest succeeding ever!
everyone in Sassem knows the song and almost everyone's proud of it!
#30
Quote by Archaon
I think I speak for everyone (or at least the mature population) when I say, what the **** are you trying to say?

We're going to use 4chan memes and general stupidity to turn 'hardcore' artists emo, so they'll kill themselves, leaving only rock fans alive!
#31
untill now:

- purplegreendave
- Våd Hamster
- Vermintide
- Xanox

Quote by buckethead_jr
We're going to use 4chan memes and general stupidity to turn 'hardcore' artists emo, so they'll kill themselves, leaving only rock fans alive!


That's generally the idea, yes
#32
bye the way... I'm gone...
Any more volunteers are highly needed!
#33
I'm in. I'm always up for a good insertion.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
- buckethead_jr
- Jackal58
- purplegreendave
- Våd Hamster
- Vermintide
- Xanox

That's 6 of the 80 UG-ers needed guys!
C'mon!

Edit:

- buckethead_jr
- Jackal58
- purplegreendave
- Våd Hamster
- Vermintide
- Xanox
- Scarlatti
- JvL

Off course we'll also participate so... 8 f the 80! We're on 10% guys (or girls...)!!!!!


From now on you'll be put in a list in the first comment!
#37
The pit is not your personal army.
I know what you're thinking... You're thinkin' here comes old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish...

Quote by civildp1
I can't drink tequila anymore. it makes me do terrible things. Terrible naked things.


#40
We defo need you as being a >07-er :P

and you built strat's so you're also be able to built up the computer-control-station!
Last edited by JvL at Dec 9, 2007,