#1
Come on spit it out. I know someone must have some good stories.
#2
The washing on the line got wet in the rain.


Bad times.
Co-President of UG's Tubgirl Virgins Club

#3
We have President Bush because too many people were too lazy to vote. Does that count?
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#4
I guess. I figured out what the worst thing I did was:

Make this thread...
#5
I left my printed out pr0n in the printer.
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I got kicked out of a Mac store when me and my friends simultaneously put on meatspin on all of the computers in the store. Some eleven or twelve year old looking girls there freaked out.
#6
I don't know...

Bad grades?
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#7
Quote by Jack Off Jill
We have President Bush because too many people were too lazy to vote. Does that count?

No, that happened because the electoral college is shit...
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#8
I couldn't be bothered to move.





Oh well shit happens.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#9
Oh my Jesus! Jackal isn't 15 AND he's a walrus?

That man sure is different from the rest of us.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#10
Jackal!

On topic, my cat died because I didn't feed it.
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In Soviet Russia, bar searches YOU!!!

#17
Turned into a fat chick.
Cory is a girl's name too.

myspace.com/corysmash

aim me at corysmash196
#18
leaving coursework to the last minute
"F*ck the guitar solos!!" - Olli Vänskä

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I dont know whats worse, you going out with a peadophile, or the fact you went to see Dragonforce
Err... DragonForce?

Happily married to SuperKoolKid
#20
Quote by guitar_freak333
I left my printed out pr0n in the printer.


You print it out?

Loser...

That's an amazing idea.
Every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you
#21
I kinda daydreamed in class and got a boner (no prizes for guessing what was on my mind), only to be brought back to my senses by the teacher calling my name. I practically had a heart attack, cos I thought she was going to get me up to write on the board or something


I was pretty shaken for the rest of the day
#22
Quote by Jackal58
I couldn't be bothered to move.





Oh well shit happens.



That's why we have seal-clubbing.


One time, I accidentally sat on a floppy disc on the bus. Only, I didn't know it belonged to the much older kid behind me. I crushed it and this kid failed his final 8th grade project (I was in 6th grade mind you).