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#1
hey guys. so yesterday i went to see this mate of mine perform and i stayed the night without calling home. today i got home and my parents were so pissed about me not calling, my dad smashed my guitar in two bits against my bed.

sux eh?
#2
What kind of guitar?

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#4
shoot your father
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Smash him into two bits against your bed.



that's what i would do. maybe more bits.
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#7
Your dad sounds like my dad... he hasn't broken a guitar yet, but i lost an XBOX, Gamecube, and many other things... i hate that crap
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#10
i witnessed my mates drunk dad punch his playstation in to peices because we played on it to long.my mate was crying .

i felt very awkward and have not returned since
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What kind of guitar?

Sorry for your loss. Today will be a day of mourning.



epiphone lp... but still sux, was about 350$
#12
That's horrible. If my parents broke my guitar i would cry. My guitar is the one object i'm attached to.
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that's what i would do. maybe more bits.


+As many more bits as you smash him into
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That's horrible. If my parents broke my guitar i would cry. My guitar is the one object i'm attached to.

i'm not sure i would cry, but then again, i dunno. i just couldn't imagine that.
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#16
My family better not ever smash anything of mine against something because I don't call them for one night....I'll have to kill someone. How the hell did they know where you were? Maybe you got hit by a car and you're dying in the hospital, or maybe someone stabbed you in a back alley....

wouldn't your dad feel good about himself if he knew he smashed your guitar because you didn't call while you were dying, or being kidnapped or something. What an ass.
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#17
Use the magical R word, and call children's services. Get him arrested.
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#19
Child Services FTW!

But seriously, just tell him to f*ck off
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#20
Dude... thats ****ed up. If my parents even tried to touch any of my gear I'd flip out and destroy their things. Then again I'm 20 and free to do whatever I like. You better talk to your dad about that **** and get things straight.

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#21
thats crazy, the only thing my parents have broken were like 300 Pokemon cards[long time ago] and my N64
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#22
lol... my father ever says, that he would throw my computer out of the window if i don't stop playing with it, he says that he will crash ma guitar if i don't stop playing loud... he never did that but parents are very silly sometimes xD
#23
Like everyone said, that's a nice way of parenting. Way to teach your kid to flip out and destroy stuff when something bad happens, seriously.
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#24
get really stoned in front of them, invite dozens of people over, trash the house and run the car through the neighbors wall.

now.
#25
what the f! kill him! or go learn karate. like me =) man id wreck his car or something like that!
#26
blow his car up.....
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#27
Dude, what the hell? beat him with the broken pieces of the guitar!
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#31
call chuck norris to own him xD
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#32
i would tell him to **** of, but i just watched. cuz my dad is this big 1,95 guy that goes berserk when he's angry and if i told him to **** off he'd kick my ass into hospital
#35
well, i forgot what site it was, but it tells you the excact process or making Thermite. for those of you who don't know what it is, it is a powder that cannot be ignited by a blowtorch or things of the sort because they don't burn hot enough. so once you get it ignited, (you have to use Magnesium) the Thermith burns at over 3000 degrees or something like that, and if you put it on the hood of a car, it will melt completely through the engine block. THAT, my friend, is what you should do to your father.


oh yeah, post pics.
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#37
If my dad did that, I'd smash a load of his stuff....

But he'd never do that to me <3
#39
That is some f***ed up sh*t man =/

well there is always courage?
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#40
well, i forgot what site it was, but it tells you the excact process or making Thermite. for those of you who don't know what it is, it is a powder that cannot be ignited by a blowtorch or things of the sort because they don't burn hot enough. so once you get it ignited, (you have to use Magnesium) the Thermith burns at over 3000 degrees or something like that, and if you put it on the hood of a car, it will melt completely through the engine block. THAT, my friend, is what you should do to your father.


oh yeah, post pics.
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