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#1
Ever got you girls? I have a jerkoff of a friend who thinx the only reason i play is to get girls.....Seriously untrue.

Hav any1 of u guys got any?

I havent...
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#3
I managed to attract a girl through guitar playing, and we've been happily dating for 2 years :-p

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#4
its cuz u play bass! HAHA ... just playin
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#5
I've gotten two.
One was a bitch, the other changed my life.
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#6
i've actually lost a girlfriend because she thought i cared more about guitar than her....

even though i played less than an hour a day at that time...

but it's never GOTTEN me one
#7
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#8
Nope. ....And I can even play 'Hey There Delilah'
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#9
Well, it sure as hell doesn't get me guys. Unless they're guys that're like, "Come jam with me sometime," and they only ever want to be friends.
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#10
In hitting on a girl (who I got) I told her I played guitar and then played the intro to Stairway at a party (weak, I know, but I was ****faced and it's all I could fingerpick on an acoustic) and that was the final selling point. I dunno.
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#12
no, being a musician hasnt gotten me a girl...................yet.........................hehe
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#14
yes and no.. my girlfriend loves watching me play.. so maybe?

but on occasion ive lost girls because of it
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#15
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i've actually lost a girlfriend because she thought i cared more about guitar than her....

even though i played less than an hour a day at that time...

but it's never GOTTEN me one



My current girlfriend said that me like a year ago or something lol.

Shes over it now though, and she likes to watch now.


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#16
Hmm... Well they generally don't seem to be attracted by my guitar playing unless I'm completely ripping about or I'm playing something cute like a pop song of some sort. But they usually leave after they realize that I'd finger the guitar more then her. Kidding!


I smacked myself in the head for that joke...
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#17
Yes, it has...it could be because I play in a reasonably successful band (for an 18yr old), or because our manager says I'm the poser of the band (I can't help it...I don't try to 'pose' I just try not to look emotionless and doing nothing but look at the frets)

But the best comment I've got from a would-be groupie (I say would-be, as I have a girlfriend now ) was 'How about you make love to me like you make love to your guitar... ?' ... wait did I say best? I meant freakiest (followed at the next gig by 'hey can I be your personal groupie?')
#18
I think it depends on the girl and what music you're playing. Prissy pop-queens don't care if you can shred metal and hot metal chicks don't care if you can play Green Day.

But your average "listens to everything" girl will probably be kind of impressed if you play in a band that at least sounds decent. hmm...
#19
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i've actually lost a girlfriend because she thought i cared more about guitar than her....

even though i played less than an hour a day at that time...

but it's never GOTTEN me one



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#21
Nope, not yet.

But guitar class + acoustic to school every day means I get to play it randomly
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#24
I wish
But no one really knows I actually play guitar, at my school atleast, except my friends, so I guess I don't really count.
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#29
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Nope. ....And I can even play 'Hey There Delilah'

woah, both chords?
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#30
Nope. Never been told or know of anyone who's been told that. ALSO anyone that plays "Hey There Delilah" for FUN doesn't deserve a penis.
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#31
Been married to her for 26 years. And it still works.
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#32
No. I play bass though, but it's not like I picked it up to attract women in the first place.
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#33
I'm a girl, it's not gotten me any guys, I don't guess it works the other way around yeah. It's a good conversation-starter atleast.

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#34
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I'm a girl, it's not gotten me any guys, I don't guess it works the other way around yeah. It's a good conversation-starter atleast.

And metal4life, your location is a lie. LIE!!


Maybe where you live it is...

I lived north of Dallas though, in a fairly well off town, so there weren't really a lot of idiots/rednecks there, just preppy kids. I'm in Austin at school now, so it's mostly just really strange people here.
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#35
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I'm a girl, it's not gotten me any guys, I don't guess it works the other way around yeah. It's a good conversation-starter atleast.

And metal4life, your location is a lie. LIE!!

Play me a song. Let's see what happens.
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#36
Saginaw? I've been there if its in Mich.

But unfortunately nope.

Now I'm gona go cry. brb.

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#37
Most girls I know are musically retarded, so if they're around and I'm playing, I play like a G-C-D progression and they're like "z0mg u rOck at gUitar!!", then I play 3 power chords and they faint.

It's a sad state of affairs.
#38
drummers get the girls
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#39
uh, no but if they saw me play it(in a band especially) would probably happen since thats how chicks are(attracted to the whole rock star thing) but i'd feel retarded telling a girl i play guitar when i was hitting on her. Id be like I'm some kind of poser just in it for the chicks and thats not what i want to be(or am)
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#40
^^ ur lucky man the girls here are like wow u can play metallica big deal lets see you do a slam dunk in basketball they dont even give a **** about music unless its country

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