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Ok, so at school I have this little kid that's always stealing **** from me. I sell candy in school and today he took like $20 worth of stuff from me. Now I'd like to just get up and try to disconnect his spine from his skull, but I cant afford to get in trouble. Therefore I found the next best thing; Ipecac. I fiugre leave it in a drink that looks unopened and wait for him to take it. Then sit back and enjoy. Any suggestions on how much, how and any other things that I might get to watch and enjoy his pain

P.S. DOnt suggest laxatives, that's old and overdone. Plus I don't get to watch him in pain
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Just where the bloody hell did you get ipecac?


You can buy it at most drug stores. Its recommended to have in every house hold.
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Just where the bloody hell did you get ipecac?

At the drug store?
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#7
yeah. ive had some in my house ever since i can remember. good memories... and bad.
#10
Ipecac is a syrip that enduces vomitting!
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#11
that sounds pretty good... you could piss in something too? but the ipecac deffinately sounds like an ingenious plan
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#12
I can't in good conscience give advice on how to poison another person (that is what you are doing), as I am in the medical profession. However, I feel as though if I do not give correct advice, some idiot will "help you out", and this poor kid will end up in the hospital.

A VERY small amount. Two drops or so is enough to make an average sized man vomit the entire contents of his system. Honestly though, be a man. Go to his house, drag him outside and kick his ass.
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#14
Sounds like a good way to get arrested. By all means go ahead.
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Sounds like a good way to get arrested. By all means go ahead.

I've already thought about that one. The drink is mine. Mine and mine only. I will refuse to let anyone else touch or even look at it. My drink = My property. If he steals my property, then I am not liable for what happens to him.

If I stole your dog and it bit me. I can't press charges. Same with this case.
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#16
yeah, dont put much in! it will seriously mess you up if you take too much. like 2 drops at the very most. trust me.... i freaking know its potential. IT BENT ME OVER AND HAD ITS WAY WITH ME!
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Sounds like a good way to get arrested. By all means go ahead.



i have to agree. this sounds like a nice way to get kicked out of school and possibly put in jail. yea, GREAT idea for revenge.

ok, lets try this. this may sound incredibly stupid, but. ever try talking to like a teacher or someone about it? ever try talking to the guy? what about hiding your stuff better or staying with it?

and as rly retarded as this sounds, forgiveness is a lot better than poisoning a guy
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#19
Handlerb:

This kid is about 120pounds 5'9 with a really small frame. I was thinking like 1 bottle o_O
But I dont want him to die, just beg for it to stop and stop stealing my ****. What's the max I could give him and make him puke in say less than an hours time. He always eats a big breakfast, so food is not an issue.
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If I stole your dog and it bit me. I can't press charges. Same with this case.


actually...im pretty sure you can. if you break into someones house, and break your leg while in the process of stealing because you tripped on a toy, you can sue the owner of the house and win.
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#21
Teacher saw it, and took my bag and hid it. I was asleep with the bag tied into my shorts. They all know he took it. Teachers cant do anything and neither can I. I would forgive him, but he went around bragging about it forever. And the little bitch threw the trash on my desk. Once again, as far as getting in trouble. I highly doubt it. The most I see is like 1 days suspension if that. Him stealing my poisened drink is on him. I could just say I'm trying to go bulemic. Not my issue. His!
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Handlerb:

This kid is about 120pounds 5'9 with a really small frame. I was thinking like 1 bottle o_O
But I dont want him to die, just beg for it to stop and stop stealing my ****. What's the max I could give him and make him puke in say less than an hours time. He always eats a big breakfast, so food is not an issue.

If you give him a whole bottle. He will die. 2 drops at the most. I still recommend kicking his ass off of school grounds.
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actually...im pretty sure you can. if you break into someones house, and break your leg while in the process of stealing because you tripped on a toy, you can sue the owner of the house and win.


yea some guy broke into a guys garage while he was vacationing and got trapped in there. he had to eat dog food for a weak and when the owner of the house came back the robber sued him.
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I've already thought about that one. The drink is mine. Mine and mine only. I will refuse to let anyone else touch or even look at it. My drink = My property. If he steals my property, then I am not liable for what happens to him.

If I stole your dog and it bit me. I can't press charges. Same with this case.

Not true. It's called "Attractive Nuisance". It's awfully hard to get precedance changed but by all means go ahead and try.
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Ok, so at school I have this little kid that's always stealing **** from me. I sell candy in school and today he took like $20 worth of stuff from me. Now I'd like to just get up and try to disconnect his spine from his skull, but I cant afford to get in trouble. Therefore I found the next best thing; Ipecac. I fiugre leave it in a drink that looks unopened and wait for him to take it. Then sit back and enjoy. Any suggestions on how much, how and any other things that I might get to watch and enjoy his pain

P.S. DOnt suggest laxatives, that's old and overdone. Plus I don't get to watch him in pain

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Fine give me some suggestion as to what I could do to harm him without getting arrested. I would kick his as in school but they press charges and I'd get kicked out of school. I can't go to his house. Cause he has his little friends to gang up with. I cant hit him with a car and run, cause I dont drive. SO any ****ing great Ideas you all have are greatly accepted!
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#28
Viagra in the drink? If you can come by some.
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#29
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Adolescents and adults:

15 to 30 mL (1 to 2 tablespoon) followed immediately by 240 mL (1 cup) of water.

Vomiting typically happens within 15 to 20 minutes. If the patient has not vomited within 20 to 30 minutes, a second dose can be administered.[1] Saving the vomit is recommended for medical inspection.


but trusting the guy in a medical profession seems much better than trusting wikipedia with this matter. don't poison him, kick his ass.
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Fine give me some suggestion as to what I could do to harm him without getting arrested. I would kick his as in school but they press charges and I'd get kicked out of school. I can't go to his house. Cause he has his little friends to gang up with. I cant hit him with a car and run, cause I dont drive. SO any ****ing great Ideas you all have are greatly accepted!

If you intentionally harm him you are open to prosecution. It's not like it was back when I was a kid and you could kick someones ass and maybe get suspended for a day or two. Best recommendation I can make is just constantly call him a thief untill he does something. Then you have some advantages.
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If you intentionally harm him you are open to prosecution. It's not like it was back when I was a kid and you could kick someones ass and maybe get suspended for a day or two. Best recommendation I can make is just constantly call him a thief untill he does something. Then you have some advantages.

In our school even self defence gets suspended. Did that once when this kid stole my OJ. . . . ****ing bastard . . .
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#33
wow.

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#34
Before class starts, put a bunch of glue or something on his seat. He'll most likely see it and not sit down, but he still has to clean it up if he wants to sit down. Just do a bunch of random mean, funny **** like that.
#36
Just use the ipecac.

EDIT: Viagra is a good idea as well.
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#37
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+1 on the Viagra.

Giving the guy an erection isnt quite satisfying my wants in this situation. I have no intentions of making him enjoy his day. More like making it hell!
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In our school even self defence gets suspended. Did that once when this kid stole my OJ. . . . ****ing bastard . . .


Wait, you beat up a kid for taking your orange juice? That's the dumbest thing I've heard for a while...
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#39
Not for taking my Orange Juice . . . .Orange Juice I paid $1.50 for and then he sat and bragged that he took it from me to all his friends. And the fact that I'm diabetic and had low blood sugar only makes it add up perfectly.
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