#1
You've ever masturbated too.

come on boys, (and girls) it's time to admit that were all freaks!

back in the day (cuz i don't have cable anymore) i used to just randomly beat off to any chick on tv, just randomly changing the channel with my left hand and floppin the dolphin with the other.
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#3
A Senior Member that joined in 07? Either you're a pedophile, or you don't know the definition of Senior Member.
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#4
Quote by Dog454
A Senior Member that joined in 07? Either you're a pedophile, or you don't know the definition of Senior Member.


I was thinking that too.
#6
no thank you.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
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#7
Quote by Dog454
A Senior Member that joined in 07? Either you're a pedophile, or you don't know the definition of Senior Member.


He's a n00b, like me
#9
Quote by Dog454
A Senior Member that joined in 07? Either you're a pedophile, or you don't know the definition of Senior Member.

wow. you have masturbated to that???
sup?
#11
Quote by Dog454
A Senior Member that joined in 07? Either you're a pedophile, or you don't know the definition of Senior Member.


yeah strangely enough, I don't know how that happened. I got banned and when I came back it said that I was a Senior Member

and i'm 18 by the way, not a pedophile,
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#13
Sometimes when I really feel like it I draw some pictures of naked chicks on a peice of paper and jack off to that.
#14
one time me and my dog jacked off in front of each other......

and i actually got him to lick my dick a few times......
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#16
I would say futa would be the weirdest, but I do like it !!
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#21
Quote by BluePaintCult
you just made a big mistake, buddy.


SIGGED!


Man I was just about to do that!

When I read it I was like "dude, you find all kind of strange people in the pit" (even though I think he was joking)

guitar/bass playing is really the ONLY thing we all have in common I guess.
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#22
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yeah strangely enough, I don't know how that happened. I got banned and when I came back it said that I was a Senior Member

and i'm 18 by the way, I'm a pedophile,


Sightly fixed....need someone's help on the rest of it though.
#24
You should've asked this in the Masturbation Thread.

But ONE of the weirdest things I have ever masturbated too was that movie "Open Water." Didn't even realize I was doing it either....
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oh yea, stanleybach, what are u like the forum ass hole, stop tryin to ruin all the fun u dick head

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Stanleybach fucked a tree. My perversion is nothing.
#25
Quote by emagdnimasisiht
Two girls one cup.


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#26
The pokemon theme.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#27
Quote by emagdnimasisiht
Two girls one cup.

How is that weird?
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

Quote by lewymcgee
oh yea, stanleybach, what are u like the forum ass hole, stop tryin to ruin all the fun u dick head

Quote by webbtje
Stanleybach fucked a tree. My perversion is nothing.
#28
Quote by Aqua Dementia
That scene in Evil Dead where the demonic tree sex's some chick... I was 13..

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#29
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The tree was all like "ugh"

The chick was all like "uh uh uh uhuheeauhg"

I was like "semi naked chick *fap fap fap*"
#30
Quote by Aqua Dementia
The tree was all like "ugh"

The chick was all like "uh uh uh uhuheeauhg"

I was like "semi naked chick *fap fap fap*"

I don't blame you. I was like that too.
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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oh yea, stanleybach, what are u like the forum ass hole, stop tryin to ruin all the fun u dick head

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Stanleybach fucked a tree. My perversion is nothing.
#32
Quote by stanleybach
How is that weird?


It's two girls, one takes a dump in a cup and they play around with it and ****, they like... suck on it and kiss eachother with the crap in their mouths and uuuhhh!!!. It's like the most disgusting things I've ever seen, and I've seen **** in my life!
DAMN it was like... yack!
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