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#1
i just accidentally referred my ex to UG
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#3


someone once asked why I was never on facebook. I told them I was a pit monkey...the WTF look on their face was priceless

i think she thougt I meant a coal mining gibbon or something
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Wiggy = legend.

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#4
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is she a guitarist?


...

sorta?

she's learning
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


Quote by snipelfritz
Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#6
That could be VERY bad... :/


Good luck buddy ;P
As I always say: "Rawr"
#7
Why'd you do that?

She's gonna meet me and want to leave you.


...


Just kidding! not really

EDIT: Whoops. I just saw that he said "ex."

Uh...hi TS's ex. How's it going?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
Last edited by Gunpowder at Dec 11, 2007,
#13
It's GANDHI not GHANDI

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oh yea, stanleybach, what are u like the forum ass hole, stop tryin to ruin all the fun u dick head

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Stanleybach fucked a tree. My perversion is nothing.
#14
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haha reminds me of when elaine is gonna move into jerry's building

ewwww seinfeild
As I always say: "Rawr"
#16
Owned. Never say anything bad on here ever again or it will bite you in the ass.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#17
On the plus side, nice megaman avi.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#19
Quote by hippieboy444
don't tell her your user name and say obscene things.


...well i kinda did that too

but i told her i lied about it

she's on now and looking for this thread
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#20
you naughty boy you


but seriously. what's the big deal.
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

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You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
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I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#21
I hope she doesn't go into any famous threads and see the crazy things you may have posted.

Or maybe that would be a good thing...
Life is underrated.


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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#22
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...well i kinda did that too

but i told her i lied about it

she's on now and looking for this thread


So she's reading this thread?

Best not say anything about the thread you made saying that you'd PM naked pictures of her to any user who wanted them

*whisltes and walks off*
#23
And you're making a thread about it? brilliant. She's going see this, and have quiet the laugh. Hey triple_X_maniac's EX, if you're hot PM me some pics. kthxbye.
#24
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I hope she doesn't go into any famous threads and see the crazy things you may have posted.

Or maybe that would be a good thing...


...

OH GOD THE RELATIONSHIP THREAD
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


Quote by snipelfritz
Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#26
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So she's reading this thread?

Best not say anything about the thread you made saying that you'd PM naked pictures of her to any user who wanted them

*whisltes and walks off*




Yes, that would be bad.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#29
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Chances are she won't actually join. If she does I'm sure the pit will scare her off.


she's reading this thread as we speak
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#31
... I sense a spy among us...

>.>
<.<
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On a previous occasion, a middle aged black african man proceeded to remove my betrothed bicycle from my possession.


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sex with a pregnant woman? isnt that like putting gas in car you already wrecked?
#32
Oh Noez a girl in the pit! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!!!1111111111
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Everybody must get stoned! (If they are me.)
#33
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...

OH GOD THE RELATIONSHIP THREAD


Don't worry if she actually register's we'll scare her off with LOLWUT pears, ICY HOT jokes, and BARREL ROLLS. But for a price, I'm sure I speak for the pit when I say, we want naked pics, now.

EDIT: just in case, of your girlfriend, faggot.

#34
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...

OH GOD THE RELATIONSHIP THREAD



Why not throw a grenade and your computer as to make sure you don't hurt yourself more?


Nice way to keep her out of the threads you don't want her to see.



Hey triple x maniacs EX click his profile and click "view all post by triple x maniac"!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#35
^ true dat

But, anyway your screwed so cut ur losses and just smash her instrument or kill her or something like that or **** her really good and mayb she won't care
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Interesting. It turns out that there are people on the forum who play an upright bass. I'll make a note of that.

*makes note*

*puts note on wall*

*stares at note for a minute*

*sits back down and resumes doing what I was doing*
#36
wait is the same slultty girlfriend that gave you three blowjobs in one hour then bit your right nut?
#37
Awww dude. And I had such high hopes for you.
Your ex eh? Can I have her number?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#38
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...

OH GOD THE RELATIONSHIP THREAD

way to be inconspicuous there.....

Hi TS's ex!!
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I love you for saying that.

after I said "if the Governator could do it; so can Mr. Colbert"
#39
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Don't worry if she actually register's we'll scare her off with LOLWUT pears, ICY HOT jokes, and BARREL ROLLS. But for a price, I'm sure I speak for the pit when I say, we want naked pics, now.


yeah she read where you wanted pics

now if only i hadn't deleted them...

...those would have come in handy right about now

she's gonna love that


i think she's registering her account on her email right now so it shouldn't be long
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Cheers to you triple x maniac


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Wait, your dick is in a chick's ass, and you're complaining.

Its a sad, sad day.
#40
Quote by triple_X_maniac
she's reading this thread as we speak

So how about that sig you got there.....

she gonna love it.
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