#1
Hizors,
Im a 14 yr 01d b0y how is tryzorsing to get some attention by b4s1ng my l1f3 on wut the pit s4yz. So ya, im trying to decide (mez br41nz hurtz0rz) if I should get a squire hello kitty guitar, a $4000 les paul, a really big speker for my band thats going to break up in a week, a subscription to dildos weekly (yum yum!), or a bunch of swiss cheese. I hav b33n savin my monies for ages mowing lawns and taking out the trash, but I thinks I might just blow it on sharp cheddar.

Please pit, helps me because i cant make a desision on my ownz0rz!

-T3h1337tr0ll
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#5
Satire! I love you.
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