#1
Our family is doing this thing for my seven year old sister where shes got an elf from santa clause. Its really just a small stuffed doll. Problem is, its quite the mischievous elf. For the past two nights it has done devious pranks such as-- drive the car into the backyard, or create a line of my sisters underwear leading into the freezer... just random acts!

But i'm sure UG is more creative than that! So what are some (appropriate) pranks this elf can play on my sister?
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#2
get it to tell her santa's a fat paedo?
(thus ruining christmas)
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#7
Make it crap everywhere in her room? Like in Dumb and Dumberer

"Look at this! Theres **** everywhere?! Theres **** on the walls!"
#9
Wait, you're aware that all elves are sexual deviants right? Keep that elf away from your sister.
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#10
you guys are worthless
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#11
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Turn her room backwards. Put everything on the opposite wall.



+1
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#12
+1 flaming bat
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#13
1)have the elf dump jello on her
2) then let a dog in the room.
3)...
4)profit!
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#14
set up brick walls outside her blinds and doors.

chant devilishy during the night.

drop balloons full of gravy and dog poo on her.

smash her nightstand.

smash your guitar in her room, putting the blame on her.

destroy her presents the instant she leaves them alone.
#15
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you guys are worthless

Thats what she said.
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#16
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set up brick walls outside her blinds and doors.

chant devilishy during the night.

drop balloons full of gravy and dog poo on her.

smash her nightstand.

smash your guitar in her room, putting the blame on her.

destroy her presents the instant she leaves them alone.


Man its suppose to be harmless jokes not ruin christmas!
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#18
Move everything in the house 2 inches to the left.

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#19
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhahaha

don't ask UG this kind of question
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#22
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Man its suppose to be harmless jokes not ruin christmas!

then just cut through all the chair legs in the house just enough so any weight will cause them to snap. putting chairs back together= good, clean family fun.
#23
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ok, ok fill her room with balloons.


exploding balloons



actually the balloons parts not a bad idea...
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#24
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actually the balloons parts not a bad idea...


Balloons...filled with farts.
#26
Dye everyone's hair green ( not permanent dye either )
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#27
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Balloons...filled with farts.


fail...
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#29
good point...
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I went to school stoned twice. the first time was a lot of fun, but the second time we had a guest speaker from the women's resource center come in, and talk about rape. I couldn't contain my laughter. Never again.
#30
Wow, seriously UG is really failing at this thread, I'd expect better from the pit.

Set all your neighbor's houses on fire and leave some of your sister's stuff in the wreckage. Everyone will know who done it.
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#31
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fail...


Yur right balloons full of farts was a fail. The "elf" should be farting directly in your dorky sisters mouth.