#1
Today I was with my girlfriend and we kissed. Nothing big right? My friend's little bro (like a brother to me) was watching and after he asked me. "How do you kiss a girl?"

I tried the best I could to explain it, but im horrible with words. Now I have gone to the pit asking for help in explaining how to do it.

With details hes not very smart, it took me a whole weekend just to explain "The Matrix" to him.
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bro u are definately gay


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#2
Well.

You put your lips on theirs.

Then stuff with tongues goes on.

And you feel happy.
Who dat?
#3
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Well.

You put your lips on theirs.

Then stuff with tongues goes on.

And you feel happy.


+1

Thats pretty much what I said.
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#4
Demonstration?
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#5
well how little is he? Cuz if he's like 10, i dont think telling him to use tongue is the greatest idea... he'll go up to some 10 year old little girl at school and shove his tongue in her mouth and she'll run and be like "teacher, he put his tongue in my mouth!!!"

but thats just my opinion
#6
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well how little is he? Cuz if he's like 10, i dont think telling him to use tongue is the greatest idea... he'll go up to some 10 year old little girl at school and shove his tongue in her mouth and she'll run and be like "teacher, he put his tongue in my mouth!!!"

but thats just my opinion


Well I just said, "You put your lips on hers"
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#8
Sure... You're friends brother...

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#9
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well how little is he? Cuz if he's like 10, i dont think telling him to use tongue is the greatest idea... he'll go up to some 10 year old little girl at school and shove his tongue in her mouth and she'll run and be like "teacher, he put his tongue in my mouth!!!"

but thats just my opinion


best...mental...image...
Who dat?
#10
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Thanks everyone, maybe now I can give him a good answer
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#11
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best...mental...image...


ummm...are you a pedophile?
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