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#1
I was using her comp to look at some porn, and I guess I just forgot about everything. Next thing you know, there is splooge all over the keyboard. A big drop went between O & P. How should I go about this?
#2
swap with another one until you clean your sister's. If she asks, say you spilt yogurt over it.
Oh, and how stupid are you?
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#6
Haha, silly you! You were planning to delete the history right?

Try and remove the keys and get underneath to wipe it up. If not, wait for it to dry and kind of chip it off.
#7
Leave it there and wait for her to come back. Take pics.
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#8
too bad she rubs herself on the keys to get off...you're gonna get your sister knocked up. Way to be a jackass.
#9
I guess the only option is to tell her she'll be expecting little keyboards in a few months


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#10
She'll pick it off, and then after masturbating will be impregnated with your semen.

Not cool, dude.
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#12
smash a window, they'll forget about the keyboard
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#13
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Put your penis on reverse "splooge" and hoover it back up?


lmfao
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#14
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I'd like to note that you used both O and P in typing that...



Oh, and your sister knows. She was watching
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#17
Has no-one ever heard of Kleenex? Or is it when you wank over internet porn, there seems to be a sort of mental block with many of you?


Jeezoh....
#18
Do you wank standing up??

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#19
the pit is somewhat revived lol

Edit:
of course the search bar died again lol
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#21
lick it off
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#25
haha moron
i only ever wank on the toilet
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Just take a hot **** on the keyboard to cover it up.


lmao!!

ew..wouldnt that be worse?
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#29
why would you wank with your sister's computer?
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#30
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What can I say, my spooge shoots at high rates and is powerful


Not to mention on your sisters keyboard.
#31
Blame it on the boogie.
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#32
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Put your penis on reverse "splooge" and hoover it back up?


I'm tempted to sig that.
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#35
This is great. Pics or it didn't happen..........................


In all seriousness, just get a napkin or tissue and dab at it.
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#37
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She'll pick it off, and then after masturbating will be impregnated with your semen.

Not cool, dude.

That'd be a laugh and a half.
#38
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how dare you


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#39
you were watching two girls one cup weren't you...?
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