#1
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Online "social status" on an internet forum. Usually based on stats such as post count, or amount of time one has been a member.

Some people think having a large post count gives them a bigger e-penis


How big is the above user's e-penis? If you're a girl, please specify e-boobs.
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#4
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Phail.


+1

thread starter: very small
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#5
People always pretend to be greater online than they are in real life...
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#8
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People always pretend to be greater online than they are in real life...


Precisely what I'm trying to convey.
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#9
500 hundred miles, then 500 moar. YADA-AT-TA!
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#11
ive seen bigger.
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#13
Both my real-life penis and my e-penis are larger than each other.
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#17
It used to be 50 feet, but then I showed it to the lady next door. She thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake, and now it's only five-foot-four. Still not bad IMO.
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Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#18
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That Big.


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This thread = phail
Last edited by sam b at Dec 13, 2007,
#20
I don't care about his e-penis, I just know that his real penis is much smaller than mine.
#21
^ Its gigantic.
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#27
8 cm
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Clitoris?

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#30
Bob Kelso

10 inches

It's like a baguette
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#31
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Both my real-life penis and my e-penis are larger than each other.




Sounds like someone divided by zero