#1
I have a philosophy exam tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock. It's an houf and a half. I wanna destresss before it by smoking a little jay... Think that is a good idea? I usually work better when I'm high and I heard that smoking up before language exams sometimes help (however, bad idea for maths which demands logic)...
#2
Dont be suprised if your answer is

"and dat **** was stingg said plato and **** got all funny like a rubber chicken from then on"
#3
Dude, smoking is never a good idea.
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#5
You should only get a little bit high. High enough to become philosophical, but without losing the ability to write coherently.

If I'd had weed when I did philosohpy, I wouldn't have failed.

BTW; getting high makes me extremely logical indeed.

When I'm high I'm unbeatable at risk, but when I'm not I only win 90% of the time.
#6
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Dude, smoking is never a good idea.



Dont be a square, everyones doing it. Dont you wanna be cool? Dont you?


/peer pressure
#7
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Dont be a square, everyones doing it. Dont you wanna be cool? Dont you?


+1.

You'll love it, bro!

PS.) I'm gonna pull your pants down, OK brah?
#8
Go for it. Should be fun times.
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#10
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Dont be a square, everyones doing it. Dont you wanna be cool? Dont you?

/peer pressure

You cannot sway me!! Never!!!


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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#12
You gonna fail!
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#13
Quote by BillieJoeFreak:
Dude, smoking is never a good idea.

quiet, you


nah, its a bad idea before an exam or quiz.

Jack my swag
#14
Depends how you react to the stuff, innit? If it works for you, do it. If it doesn't, don't do it. The Pit does not have a crystal ball.
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#15
My best buddies Bro smoked up a **** load before the ACT and he managed to get a 34! idk man its up to you and you prolly kno how much itl affect your body. i say why not!
#18
I wouldnt call it a good idea...smoking a joint alone is wasteful. Take bole hits, or better yet, a little personal pack from a chillum.
#19
to be hardcore it is required to smoke the joint while the examination is in progress, getting caught = fail, in every sense of the word
#20
dont smoke so much that you're stupid/ think everything is funny. only smoke enought to get a head change. i smoked a bowl before my semester AP english exam and i got a 73, but turns out that was the highest grade in the class so my teacher curved it and i got 100.

coinsidence?
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#21
Do it. I find myself able to think quite philisophically with the help of a little weed. It all comes down to whether or not you can handle yourself while high... If you can, I say go for it. If you think you'll be laughing at everything, don't do it.
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#24
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+1.

You'll love it, bro!

PS.) I'm gonna pull your pants down, OK brah?




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#25
Remember there is a big difference between philosophy and pretentious stoned bollocks.