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#1
i post three words then you do to make a story for teh epic lolz.

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One day I...
#2
Took A Crap
MetalHead73
So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:
"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"
The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#3
But I noticed
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Looking for a bj from an unsuspecting animal eh?
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I came, I saw, I cleaned it up.
#8
a peice of
last.fm
Quote by rockhard182
*opens happytimeharrys head* *finds nothing*

what a ripoff

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#12
So I heard
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Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
#14
Quote by HuckIt
So I heard

*fap fap fap*
Abbreviated version:
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+1 Maus24

:.FireStorm.: - #15 poster in the thread, #1 in my heart.

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#18
extremely aroused by her
Quote by demonic_fishie
Johnson's naturally have a small kink in them, but if you've got a ninety-degree bend in it you should get it checked.

But hey, at least you could piss round corners.
#20
cheese doodle cakes
Quote by death101
ok heres the very sad deal i was wondering if there was any girls who love guitar and music
on here who live in california who are willing to go out with me
#21
purchased from walmart

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#24
Hey, Teacher!

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
so i can
last.fm
Quote by rockhard182
*opens happytimeharrys head* *finds nothing*

what a ripoff

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#28
and give head
Theres Zoloft, Welbutrin, theres Paxil thats proven,
no side effects.

But the rest left unnamed 'cuz they worked like a charm on me.
#30
in the middle
last.fm
Quote by rockhard182
*opens happytimeharrys head* *finds nothing*

what a ripoff

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#31
because i am
Theres Zoloft, Welbutrin, theres Paxil thats proven,
no side effects.

But the rest left unnamed 'cuz they worked like a charm on me.
#32
a black man
Quote by deathbat831
.........oh wow.
Eddy 372, im nominating you badass of UG
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I believe thats the best looking Explorer I've ever seen, I did think they were all ugly until i seen that one Eddy372 good choice.

#36
legally bought pram ...

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
which smells like...
Rig Winter 2017:

Fender Jazzmaster/Yamaha SG1000
Boss TU-3, DS-2, CS-3, EHX small stone, Danelectro delay
Laney VC30-112 with G12H30 speaker, or Session Rockette 30 for smaller gigs
Elixir Nanoweb 11-49 strings, Dunlop Jazz III XL picks
Shure SM57 mic in front of the amp
#39
i farted loudly
Rig Winter 2017:

Fender Jazzmaster/Yamaha SG1000
Boss TU-3, DS-2, CS-3, EHX small stone, Danelectro delay
Laney VC30-112 with G12H30 speaker, or Session Rockette 30 for smaller gigs
Elixir Nanoweb 11-49 strings, Dunlop Jazz III XL picks
Shure SM57 mic in front of the amp