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i just went up to wal-mart and this dude asked me if i wanted a blow job and i was like **** you

holy ****
#4
err...thats nice....whats the point in this again?
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#6
That sucks dude, I probably would've kicked his ass, or just said "no, I'm not a faggot"
The only time I use that term if/when a gay guy hits on me.
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#7
Hey...want a blowjob?
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#11
hate gays I take it? thats not cool man
it was probly just somebody playing with ya anyway dont get your balls in a knot :\
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#13
i think he was an illegal immigrant becus he didnt speak english very well and he was just standing there
#14
Quote by VR 07
i think he was an illegal immigrant becus he didnt speak english very well and he was just standing there


oh that settles it. he just needed some cash.
#16
Lol, hey guys, I just asked some douche at a Wal-Mart if he wanted a blowjob, he just started cussing at me..
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#17
yeah lame thread alot of random hate here not cool
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I hate how it turns us on each other!
I support music as a whole! not this useless hate!
#19
Being gay seems like its starting to be a trend. A lot of kids think its kool but they dont really have attraction to the same sex. In a way I think that would be offensive to most gays but hey, cant keep everyone happy.
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#21
this is a waste of my time but im going to reply anyway

what kind of loser are you posting this? and whats it matter if he's illegally here, techincally so are we.. i know.. overdone arguement but true

and if he's gay so what? now when gay dudes hit on me i get a little weirded out but what would you do if some chick that didnt speak much english asked if she could suck your manprong?

see? loser


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is his avatar Slash? lmfao that just adds to his phailure, Slash may be able to play but he's the biggest loser/retard in music since the Bee Gees broke up
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#22
Ugh, your insecurity is painfully obvious, TS. Do everyone a favor: learn to censor yourself.
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#24
Quote by nebraskan
That sucks dude, I probably would've kicked his ass, or just said "no, I'm not a faggot"
The only time I use that term if/when a gay guy hits on me.

If every girl you've hit on or made a pass at could kick your ass, you'd probably be dead.
TS, he hit on you; get over your cute little self.
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#25
Didn't you know? It's one of those homosexual conspiracies that you hear about. All the cool kids are joining in.
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#26
I call gay men "sexually challenged" and bisexual girls "sexually advanced."
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#27
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what kind of loser are you posting this? and whats it matter if he's illegally here, techincally so are we.. i know.. overdone arguement but true



I was born in America. Totally legal.
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#28
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Lol, hey guys, I just asked some douche at a Wal-Mart if he wanted a blowjob, he just started cussing at me..

#29
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Lol, hey guys, I just asked some douche at a Wal-Mart if he wanted a blowjob, he just started cussing at me..



#32
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I was born in America. Totally legal.

legal but.. oh **** nvm.. i dont even wanna start this

and i agree with the guy that said how does it make you special? everyone craps man, everyone craps
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#33
It was probably a dare. jeez.
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#34
Quote by p o e
legal but.. oh **** nvm.. i dont even wanna start this

and i agree with the guy that said how does it make you special? everyone craps man, everyone craps



I never said it made me special. I was just pointing out that defending illegal immigrants by arguing that we're all illegal is incorrect. There's certainly many defenses for illegal immigrants out there, but that isn't one of them.
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#35
Quote by nebraskan
I call gay men "sexually challenged" and bisexual girls "sexually advanced."

Quite the double standard you have right there.
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#37
Quote by VR 07
i just went up to wal-mart and this dude asked me if i wanted a blow job and i was like **** you

holy ****


You turned him down?!
You're so gay.
#39
Quote by magicninja_
Fair enough but the point is 95% of Americans are immigrants or born of immigrants.



I never denied that. I am 100% pro immigration. I just prefer that it be legal.
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