#1
my mum took my guitar away from me for swearing at her. shes gone out for a little while so that gives me time to find it.

if you were a 40 year old woman where would you hide a guitar?

PS sorry for the bad spelling but im kinda in a hurry
#2
somewhere were my son couldn't find it, so probably somewhere behind a lock where you can't reach it
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#6
do you have a woodchiper nearby

if not check the lawnmower. old bitches be CrAZiE!!
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#8
The place in your house where it has most chance of being completely detuned in the process of hiding.
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