#1
I was going for a walk one day and I came upon a turtle.




This turtle was unlike any turtle I had ever encountered before. He said to me "He who is last shall be first, in the game of life."



He said, "I know your father died in a tragic oil spill recently, and I will be your new father. We will be partners forever. I even wrote a song about it."



Father and son, I wanna teach him right from wrong
Father and son, I want to grow up to be strong
I want the best for my child
I wanna grow up and be wild
I'm the best dad
I'm the best son
I'm the best dad
I'm the best son
I'm the best dad
No, I'm the best son
I'm the best dad!



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#3
The fuck you been smokin, boy?
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