#1
I found this on harmony central. It is the funniest amp review I have ever read.


Product: Kustom KGA-65 112 Combo
Price Paid: US $229
Submitted 04/06/2004 at 08:37am by Nikki Jardo
Email: Jardo<at>chevette dot com

Features : 8
Same as the rest. I give it an 8 because I'm not down with these effects mkay.

Sound Quality : 9
Yo this amp is ****in rad. I'm only the rythme player in my touring band but i get all the bitchen tones a mother****er could ask for out of this little bitch. sometimes i'm not even playing, just drinking a ****in beer and this thing is just sitting there looking so rad!

Reliability : No Opinion
I;ve kicked the piss out of it a couple times during our most crazy shows. It's holding up well. The other guys are jellus.

Customer Support : No Opinion
**** em

Overall Rating : 8
I've been playing the guitar in my touring band for 2 years. I play a PRS thru this bitch and it ****ing hums. Especially when i kick the **** out of it.. I love it when i fuggin kick it like that. kick it. The band were touring with are jellus.


here is the link. 7th from the top.
#2
That guy = fail.
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Wandering, wandering in hopeless night
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars

Out here we is stoned
Immaculate.
#5
Quote by Steve The Plank
That guy's awesome.

I look up to him. I am buying this amp purely based on that review.
#6
hahahahahaha
The sex offenders register.. personally, i don't even think they should be in school.
#8
Lol, joke of the day.
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
Dean Michael Schenker Custom
Ibanez MTM1
Ibanez Canary Chorus
Ibanez Shark Distortion
Boss CS-3
Dunlop DB01 Dimbag Crybaby From Hell
#9
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I look up to him. I am buying this amp purely based on that review.

LOL
Kustom amps FTW!
#12
Kick the **** out of it, guys.
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Aww

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If not all of us, at least him.

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#13
Quote by djmay71
LOL
Kustom amps FTW!


The sad part is.... I actually am buying this amp from a friend for $60 usd
I am poor and desperate.


You guys will be so jellus of it.
#14
hilarious
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Marshall JTM45, Fender BJR NOS
#17
Quote by face_the_fear
He uses a 1x12 combo for touring with...WTF??



Why not? If it's a 65 watt tube amp that's more than enough.


I wonder what kind of music this guy plays, haha.
#18
Yo this amp is ****in rad. I'm only the rythme player in my touring band but i get all the bitchen tones a mother****er could ask for out of this little bitch. sometimes i'm not even playing, just drinking a ****in beer and this thing is just sitting there looking so rad!


hahahah roflcakes.
#19
"i give it 8 cus im not down with these effects mkay"


lol.
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#20
****in' kickin' ****in' re-fuggin-view
82 Ibanez artist ar105
94 Fender MIJ 72 tele custom reissue
04 prs se soapbar singlecut
97 Simon & Patrick pro flame maple
05 Art & Lutherie cedar 12
Custom Strat

68 Fender Super Reverb
78 Traynor TS200
80's Roland Cube20
#25
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Customer Support : No Opinion
**** em


Hahaha

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#28
I want that amp now just so I can be like him
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#30
He seems to have invented a new scale for amp quality next to tone, reliability, etc:

Thekickthe****outofitability rating. I think this amp scores a 10....
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to be honest, I thought they were awful. I mean some of the songs our drummer's written was better than their stuff.
#31
hahaha, poor poor amp
Gear
Schecter C-1 Hellraiser
Ibanez EX 470 (1991)

Peavey 6505 combo
Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
Danville 1X12 Cab
Kustom 12w tube

Dunlop Crybaby
DOD overdrive(YJM)
Boss Ns-2
PodXt
Dod 250 Overdrive
#32
That review was ****ing in ****ing ****ing sane ****ing!!! Bitch kick it Bitch!!!
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Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#33
holy **** that's funny
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#34
Kick the **** out of your ****ing amp just looking so rad other guys be JELLLUUUUS!
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