#1
So this morning I accidently used coffee creamer for milk in my cereal. This is the kind thats really thick and creamy so it tasted awful and now i got sick.

are there any dumb mistakes that you guys have made?
#2
Mistakes...? No, never...

Well one time I built an amusement park with dinasours, but that's another story. It probably would've been ok had I not made one fatal mistake: I hired a fat, nerdy guy.
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Mistakes...? No, never...

Well one time I built an amusement park with dinasours, but that's another story. It probably would've been ok had I not made one fatal mistake: I hired a fat, nerdy guy.


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#4
HaHa I remember I was going out one night and needed some coffee before I went out. I boiled the kettle and reached in the cupboard for the coffee jar, put a spoon full of it into a cup and threw in the water and some milk.

I'm drinking it and thinking 'wtf, this tastes horrible'. I go back and check the jar again - 'GRAVY'!!!!!

Urgh, funny though...
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#6
While restringing my Taylor once, I tried to put the low E string where the high e string goes.

I got up to putting on the nut before I realized something was amiss.
#7
Decided to eat a bag of sugar for a bet. I won though.
When I drunk I pissed in the bath and flushed the toilet (honestly).
Mixed lager and spirits.
Put salt in my coffee instead of sugar.
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#9
well one day i went to the pit....
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#10
I tried making noodles once, not the instant ones, the ones you have to add stuff manually to, so I don't know what I mixed into the concoction, but when it was all said and done, it tasted like a mixture of cannabis seeds and rotten pumpkin juice. Now how I came to know how cannabis seeds and rotten pumpkin juice tastes like is a whole different story altogether, but you get the point.
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I tried making noodles once, not the instant ones, the ones you have to add stuff manually to, so I don't know what I mixed into the concoction, but when it was all said and done, it tasted like a mixture of cannabis seeds and rotten pumpkin juice. Now how I came to know how cannabis seeds and rotten pumpkin juice tastes like is a whole different story altogether, but you get the point.


I want to know the story about the cannabis seeds and the rotten pumpkin juice.
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I want to know the story about the cannabis seeds and the rotten pumpkin juice.


It's 1 AM here, I'm going to bed, tell you all tomorrow if your still interested. But let's just say it involved alcohol, a little nudity and a friendly game of cops and robbers.
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So this morning I accidently used coffee creamer for milk in my cereal. This is the kind thats really thick and creamy so it tasted awful and now i got sick.


Must try that
mmm..
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#18
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So this morning I accidently used coffee creamer for milk in my cereal. This is the kind thats really thick and creamy so it tasted awful and now i got sick.



that actually sounds kinda good...

depends on what kind of cereal you eat, i suppose.
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#19
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school.

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said 'You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. I'll see when I get there.
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!

The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness and like lightening disappeared

Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo homes to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#21
Once I made Super Noodles which I usually put tabasco sauce in. In any case, I poured tabasco sauce into a glass and squash into my noodles. I was sad.
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