#1
extremely sober for a long time?
a while ago, i smoked some really bad weed, and ever since, i haven't wanted to smoke any at all (which i guess is good because my mom has started testing me)
but its just odd
and right before that, i had a bad alcohol experience, and i only started drinking again last week.
what experiences have sobered yall up for a long time?
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#2
I smoaked krak 33 days in a row.
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#4
The time I got drunk and then came home and was sick in my own house. I've limited myself to 3 pints since then, getting very mildly drunk is much better than getting sh*tfaced, and I don't want the shame of that happening again.
#6
my ex's vagina smelled bad...now i don't like to give oral sex
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#7
i was sober for a good two weeks after the last time i did acid. and there was another time when i got high to the point that i was too high, and i just couldn't handle and it freaked me out. so i quit for like a week.


...this made me realize i'm never sober for very long periods of time.
#8
bad alchohol and drug experiences, sobered up for a long time though =D
#9
i realized that i don't need a psychologist since i met the pit...
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#10
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Im sure i just saw you in a thread bragging about how you smoke weed...


that because it's only been since new years and i do enjoy it, and i probably will again soon, but i just havent wanted to lately
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#11
new years this year. i swear to god i had about half a gallon of gin and cognac. helllooooo 2 day hangover. i stayed sober for a bit to let my liver regenerate
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#12
i got too drunk and passed out in a bus shelter
my friend freaked and called an ambulance
i woke up in hospital and i was so embarrased
i don't plan to drink for a long time
#14
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that because it's only been since new years and i do enjoy it, and i probably will again soon, but i just havent wanted to lately


either that or you're to high to remember that you smoked weed in the first place...
#15
id like to think i learned my lesson,dont mix drugs whith Booze,results of thats is that i have a cast on my right on arm(had it for 2month) and i busted up my knee pretty bad it was like that scene from The shining when the elevator doors open blood all over.
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#16
I haven't drank since I ate that wasp I made a thread on.
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#19
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My meth dealers lab exploded.

I used to know this guy we all called Lurch, like the Addams Family butler, because he was a huge meth head. He looked exactly like Lurch, except had way cooler tattoos on his back.

Anyway, he had his fingers cut off in a meth lab because he spilled chemicals on them. His brother wouldn't let him go to the hospital because they would know what chemicals did it, and the police would be informed.. So instead, his brother laid his hand down on the table and just chopped the fingers off, and they cauterized them.

My friends were ****ed up..
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