#1
I've noticed that in metal there about 12 billion subgenres-TWICE THE POPULATION OF THE EARTH! In Scientific America's article on the subgenres, one subgenre is born every 2 hours...which means by the year 2010-We will have upwards of 20 billion subgenres! So lets think of the most zany, stupid idiotic subgenres we can that may eventually catch on!

Hey, a couple of years ago we would have laughed at the fact that bunch of half-women whining about slashing their wrists could become a legitimate form of music...

Then along came emo...
#2
lol version 1.0. Expecting this to be big aren't ya?

I GOT A GREAT ONE!

I hope this never actually gets invented......METALCORE!
#3
Symhonic Dog thrash. Thrash metal, with a symphony, and the vocals are barked like a dog.
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#11
Post-minimalistic blackened symphonic technical death metal.

Progressive proto-deathsplatter with gypsy jazz elements (I have no idea what deathsplatter actually is, but I've heard the term being thrown around before)


Epic Post-thrash psycedelic neoclassical/Ethereal wave

Drum n' Bass thrash metal (Slayer with breakbeats?)

Post-Metal/Free Jazz/Exotica
Tiger style.
#14
This thread lacks salt...

TO THE EXTREME!!!!11
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#15
hmm... what about my chemical romance... ****...
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#16
alternative neoclassical funk metal
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#17
Megacore
Hugecore
Giantcore
Applecore
Is-core-d
Deathcore
Jazzcore
Progressive cheese Jazz

Post-Core
Post-messagecore
Post-Messagesucks
Post-Threadsucks
This-Threadsucks

Malcore
Falcore
Theocore
Geocore
Leocore
Dancecore
Talkcore
Smallcore
Horecore
Morecore
Curecore
Metalsnore
Helpmore


And the best one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post-Dragonforce-Progressive-Metalcore-More
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#18
enchanted majestic blackened whimsical cinematic power-influenced folk symphonic melodic death metal with vocals that are operatic, death metal, black metal, yelled, standard clean, and choral - both male, female, and possibly some sort of magical creatures.


That sounds so good I think I might have to start writing music for it...
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#20
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Symhonic Dog thrash. Thrash metal, with a symphony, and the vocals are barked like a dog.


growl lol
#22
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Post-minimalistic blackened symphonic technical death metal.

Progressive proto-deathsplatter with gypsy jazz elements (I have no idea what deathsplatter actually is, but I've heard the term being thrown around before)


Epic Post-thrash psycedelic neoclassical/Ethereal wave

Drum n' Bass thrash metal (Slayer with breakbeats?)

Post-Metal/Free Jazz/Exotica


I thought that said post-menopausal.
#23
neo classical polka blackend death metal.
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#24
harrypottercore (dumblecore)
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
as thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a House of Leaves

My Rig
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HeavyReverb = Hero of The Pit 2010.
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You sir are my absolute hero.
#25
black-emo-death-metalcore
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#26
Neoclassical antimodern emokilling hardcore punk

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#27
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harrypottercore (dumblecore)

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#28
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enchanted majestic blackened whimsical cinematic power-influenced folk symphonic melodic death metal with vocals that are operatic, death metal, black metal, yelled, standard clean, and choral - both male, female, and possibly some sort of magical creatures.


That sounds so good I think I might have to start writing music for it...


I'm almost positive that's the description on the Wintersun website.
#29
Acoustic Ska Death Metalcore

death metal vocals and blast beats with an acoustic guitar playing ska chords and ocassionally, break downs
#30
Blackened Math Metal

All the Satan-like qualities of Black Metal with the sheer joy of Math : D