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#1
This has got to be the funniest movie EVER. Agree?
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#2
Not really.
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#3
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#4
The rascist part is hilarious.
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#9
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The rascist part is hilarious.

*Randall* I'll be damned if me and my best friend will be treated like a couple of fucking porch monkeys!
*Wanda Sykes*What the fuck did you say?
*Randall*What? Porch Monkey?


hahahaha
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#10
its pretty comical, I say a bunch of quotes from it in real life for fun.
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#13
I thought the first one had a better plot, I liked how it was just about two regular guys and almost made like heros out of them. The second one was blatantly just about humor, which I liked as well.
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#14
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#15
It's my favourite Kevin Smith movie, but not overall. Porch Monkey is a term I use everyday with my black friends.


They don't have a clue.
#17
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+1

Kevin Smith is my #1 favorite director of all time, but it's not the funniest ever.

It's very high on the hilarity scales, but it doesn't top them out.
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#18
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its pretty comical, I say a bunch of quotes from it in real life for fun.

Same here, I use Porch Monkey, ass-to-mouth, and the "Would You fuck me?" quote daily*complete with chapstick*
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#19
I loved it, was a different sort of humour to the first one but still funny.
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#21
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Clerks 2 was amazing. But would you **** me? Just so you know is from Silence of the Lambs. Included the song goodbye horses playing in the backround. Yes Silence of the lambs is where thats from.


I thought that being from SotL was common knowledge?
#22
I love this film

Jay with a mangina singing Goodbye Horses, what's not to like?

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#23
I liked the film but not the funniest film ever. Its a good film. Its not as unique as the original Clerks, but its still got some great dialogue set pieces. I'm not sure if its my favourite Kevin Smith film, that goes to the original or Mallrats but I still like it more than most comedy films.

I watched the first episode of Reaper last night and it looks like it's a very promising, funny show. It was a brilliant, epic comedy that I hope will be this great through the whole season.
#24
That part when Jay is rubbing his butt on the window...is he mastubating?
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#25
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That part when Jay is rubbing his butt on the window...is he mastubating?


No, he's just taunting Dante and Randall.
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#27
woot somebody made a thread about it! I LOVE Clerks II
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#30
i like chasing amy better
and mall rats
and the first one better
but its one of my favs
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#33
The first movie is better.
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#34
What is a CHUD? They use it in the movie but I can't figure it out.
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#37
I am betting that most of you probably havn't seen the first clerks?


Or the rest of kevin smith's movie's.


Dogma was by far the best.
#38
I prefer the original Clerks, but this ranks pretty damn high, All the View Askew movies make up the top of my favourite movies list, Kevin Smith = Effing Genius
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#40
The first movie was a pile of total garbage; there is no way I was going to waste time or moive on a second clerks movie.
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