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what do you think of hillbillies? i saw some at the train tracks and they tried to hit me with rocks. cause i knocked over there swing on accident. which would have fell in the end anyway. and if i was with my other friend josh who is white than i wouldnt of had rocks thrown at me. im black.

but what is your opinion on hillbillies?
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Willie Nelson threw a rock at you?

really? i see Willie Nelson as more of a hippie-ish type, but yeah, dont let em bother you, i live in WV and its full of racist hillbillies =/
#8
"i saw some at the train tracks and they tried to hit me with rocks. cause i knocked over there swing on accident. "

they seem to like to hang around the train tracks, must be the electric code we send through the rails, yeah, they are a pain in the a$$ they shoot at my battery and relay cases on the side of the tracks, next time I see one I'm going to tie him to the tracks and run him over with my hy-rail
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#10
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really? i see Willie Nelson as more of a hippie-ish type, but yeah, dont let em bother you, i live in WV and its full of racist hillbillies =/


yeah i was also with another friend but there were 5 or 6 of them. i have no knife. and im not going to cut anyone cause then i would go to jail and they would go free. even if i didnt even attack and they attacked me cause im black. i live in a racist town. even though downtown (birmingham,AL) id full of blacks i live in hoover where the show two a days came on. we got preps and hillbillies. and my friend is fragile so he would be no help.
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#15
rednecks are prety bad ass to live off the land and to kill what they eat, there aint nothin wrong with them, they are jus like everyone else if you dont do nuthin to them they wont do nuthin to you!! cus if you **** with a redneck they will get revenge, watch "next of kin" and we dont care what you think about us, we do what we want and have a good time doin it!
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jed and elly may are okay. but those others......grrrr.



is that a redneck zombies reference?
cause the two main rednecks were jed and elly may..., but elly may was a dude
#18
I sympethize with hillbillies, because I have a lot of hot cousins, and I want to really do them sometimes.
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#19
ME TO!! gosh im so glad someone else feels the same way! .........douch
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#20
I live in alabama too and i've been called a terrorist because i'm half pakistani. last time it happened i hit the offending bitch in the face... but i usually just ignore it. he was a repeat offender
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#21
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really? i see Willie Nelson as more of a hippie-ish type, but yeah, dont let em bother you, i live in WV and its full of racist hillbillies =/


Where in WV?

To stay on topic:
Hillbillies arent all that bad...they are normally as afraid of you as you are of them
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I live in alabama too and i've been called a terrorist because i'm half pakistani. last time it happened i hit the offending bitch in the face... but i usually just ignore it. he was a repeat offender


at my school in in alabama we have a kid who's last name is husan and people dont say squat to him.... cause he is cool. but the indian kid who is annoying is called a terrorist
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#23
What's a Hillbilly?
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#24
I don't like them. A bunch picked on my little cousins when we were playing lazer tag in TN. My littlest cousin who is 7 was playing and she stayed next to me the whole time. Then an 11 year old hillbillie hit her in the mouth with his gun cause she shot him. So I got ticked and picked him up by his shirt collar and threw him into a wall. We didn't have any problems cause I said it was self defense.

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#25
northeast oklahoma is filled with these really violent obnoxious backwoods type. they are all inbred and the girls look like men and want to be guys. also there are really wiered redneck skaters here, and all of them are lesbians or just wired redneck skaters. My high school senior colors this year are camoflauge and orange, im not even kidding. im a city boy from denver, and im proud of it. theres nothing like pothole-free paved roads and boutique amp shops on downtown street corners. I STRONGLY DISLIKE HILLBILLY REDNECKS.
#26
omg this made me laugh, I don't know why.
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#27
would a hillbilly still do a relative if they weren't related? Like if they found out they're sister was adopted or they themself was adopted, would they still do her?
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#28
What the hell'd you knock over their swing over for? I'd throw rocks at you if it were my swing.
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would a hillbilly still do a relative if they weren't related? Like if they found out they're sister was adopted or they themself was adopted, would they still do her?


oh yes. out here that means its okay. everyone at my school is a sex animal, these girls are like stiffler or something out here. ive never seen so many girls be like your stereotypical american pie male dominant character. its disgusting. they are either emo or skater/loser carpet eaters or they just jump on any male reproductive organ that comes near them. im saving for marriage, thanks.
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I sympethize with hillbillies, because I have a lot of hot cousins, and I want to really do them sometimes.


lol. happens to me.
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#33
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']I've never seen a hillbilly, but they must be badass. 5 string banjo = Super Badass.

"I've got blisters on these fingers!!"

I was on a plane this one time and there were a bunch of drunk hillbillies.
#34
All i can say is..... The dueling banjos scene in Deliverance.

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#35
My family is hillbilly. It's quite disgusting really.
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is that a redneck zombies reference?
cause the two main rednecks were jed and elly may..., but elly may was a dude


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oh yes. out here that means its okay. everyone at my school is a sex animal, these girls are like stiffler or something out here. ive never seen so many girls be like your stereotypical american pie male dominant character. its disgusting. they are either emo or skater/loser carpet eaters or they just jump on any male reproductive organ that comes near them. im saving for marriage, thanks.

Are you kidding me? That sounds like heaven...provided there are at least a couple remotely attractive girls to be found. I'll trade houses with you any day!
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#38
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oh yes. out here that means its okay. everyone at my school is a sex animal, these girls are like stiffler or something out here. ive never seen so many girls be like your stereotypical american pie male dominant character. its disgusting. they are either emo or skater/loser carpet eaters or they just jump on any male reproductive organ that comes near them. im saving for marriage, thanks.


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#40
Hillbillies have poor grammar.

That is all.
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