#1
so, i got assigned to work with this one kid on my semester final, and hes kinda a flake. so, i told him my aunt died and im getting on a plane tomorrow to get him to help me on the project cuz i dont wanna get stuck doing it all.

idk i feel halfway like a dick for lying but i feel strangely justified.

just seein if any1 else has done anything like that at school or work so i feel less like a liar.
#3


Thats so sad.
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#5
Could you not have just been like, "Bitch, you're helpin' me with this project?"

I get that you needed him to help, but surely there was a better solution.

In answer to your question, no, I've never faked a death.
#7
As long as no one sees your aunt on a regular basis, you taught him a great life lesson.
#9
Dude, dead relatives are the easiest and most reliable excuse for when you need to wrangle school **** to your own terms.
#11
Why couldn't you just tell him, "You're either helping me with this or you're getting a 0" ?
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Dude, dead relatives are the easiest and most reliable excuse for when you need to wrangle school **** to your own terms.


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#13
haven't but!

sometimes the truth is best unsaid... or so what my back stabbing friend told me lol...

(i hate him to death)
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#14
No, it's completely fine, and when your aunt dies and you're at her funeral you can look back on this and laugh.
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#15
No, I've never faked someone else's death.

Surely there's better ways to get things done.
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#21
I pretended my whole family died once to get out of work. I kind of got into trouble when my dad dropped me off for work the next day.
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