#1
Post funny phone numbers to call.

1-800-CHINESE

1-800-ABC-DEFG

1-800-FUCK-YOU


I'm looking for one you call it and it says "Your probably calling this number cuz you're having a bad day. That sucks..." more than that but i can't remember
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#3
1-800-butt-fuc(k) just remove the parentheses.

or 867-5309
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#4
Quote by TheBassMan3
Post funny phone numbers to call.

1-800-CHINESE

1-800-ABC-DEFG

1-800-FUCK-YOU


I'm looking for one you call it and it says "Your probably calling this number cuz you're having a bad day. That sucks..." more than that but i can't remember


Sounds like a very depressing suicide hotline
#5
Quote by Ralbert07
1-800-butt-fuc(k) just remove the parentheses.

or 867-5309


holy **** that was ****in hilarious
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#6
1-800-SUICIDE the first 5 seconds will make you almost piss yourself.
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#7
Quote by sum_ugly_man
Sounds like a very depressing suicide hotline


no its supposed to be funny
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#10
Quote by TheBassMan3
1-800-SUICIDE the first 5 seconds will make you almost piss yourself.

oh ****. dude. i calles that and someone picked up. i said oh **** this is a real person. she said "yes this is the crisis hotline of southwest florida. i feel bad now...
#11
Quote by Faux
TS, the one you're lookin for: 212 201 3515

and...911?


zomg Faux! i love you!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!
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#12
1800 a$$ hole the $ is an s not the actual dollar sign.

and the suicide hotline sends people to your house you know.
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#13
Quote by matosh.lee
1800 a$$ hole the $ is an s not the actual dollar sign.

and the suicide hotline sends people to your house you know.


...oh sh*t
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Matt Freeman>You
#14
i hope they dont come to my house.

seriously.
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#16
http://rejectionhotline.com/rh-numbers.asp

find ur area code and you can give it to douce bags who want ur number, its pretty funny to call anyways

EDIT: also call 781-452-0837 (ull be glad)
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#17
1-800-4MY-XBOX

first you get a recording but once you get one of the actually people it's hilarious. my friend acted like his xbox was on fire and he got caught in it and died. The poor lady was yelling "Scott! Scott! ARE YOU THERE!!!!" lol fun stuff.

oh and for just recordings

1-800-WET-(P)USS

1-800-WET-D(I)CK

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#19
867-5309
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#22
Santa Claus - 678-928-3001 (friggen hilarious)


this thread gets an A+
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#23
This is horrible x)

I saw an add for a suicide line while in D.C. It said "Need help with suicide?" and I just had to keep the damn thing
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#27
well wat the hell r u guys serious or what becuz if they do show up they are going to find me stoned as ****
#28
They usually come in about 1 hour, hopefully you'll get down from your high by then.
#29
Quote by VR 07
well wat the hell r u guys serious or what becuz if they do show up they are going to find me stoned as ****

they come, my bro called that num last week and some policemen came... i was scared as
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