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#1
So post any good/funny/sexual innuendo reasons to date guitarists

We can finger all night long, thats all i can think of know

GO!


ps:and to those wondering i am very very bored
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#2
we can pluck your G string?

thats the best i've got
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So post any good/funny/sexual innuendo reasons to date guitarists

We can finger all night long, thats all i can think of know

GO!


ps:and to those wondering i am very very bored

Why do people always post this when they make dumb threads? Like being bored will make your thread less stupid?

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#6
They know how to express their emotions through their hands.... More precise fingers!

Bet the girls will love that...
#8
he's better than the bassist and the drummer and you're not good enough to get with the lead vocalist
#9
Because I can make sweet music for hours on end without having to eat.
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#13
"Im a guitarist"..... wot more could you ask for

dude ?? have you ever had a casual coversation while having sex??

male:
" so erm .. wot do you think of bbc1 ?"
female:
" AAHHHH SH*T !!!! SH*T !!!!! "

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HAHAHA ^^^ :P

#17
Quote by LinkManDX
We know how to finger minors.

Oh wait, that'd probably be a bad thing.

lol that wins
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#18
We always have one hand working the body while the other is working the neck.
#19
Because with us, you won't get an MG.
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#20
Because we play guitar.
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#21
Quote by LinkManDX
We know how to finger minors.

Oh wait, that'd probably be a bad thing.


no way, dude

8 year olds are the ****
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#23
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We always have one hand working the body while the other is working the neck.

Thats a good one...!!


We never give up on what we do.
#24
Quote by LinkManDX
We know how to finger minors.

Oh wait, that'd probably be a bad thing.


lmao. Definitely the funniest one I've seen yet!
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#25
We have monster wah-wahs.

Our shredding will blow your mind.

We always know where to put our fingers.
#26
Ill Drop your G String, and Pinch you and make you squeel lol
#27
Why would you want to? It'd just be another egotistical elitist musician to deal with...
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#28
As a wise man (A Sig?) once said. We treat our women like our guitar. Pick her up, plug her in, and make her scream.
While looking at a guitar magazine with some friends.

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#31
Quote by dfc_jebus
because girls like a guy who can finger................. pick



lol

Y CANT I CLICK YOUR SIG!!!
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#33
Quote by ninja dude

We can finger all night long, thats all i can think of know



look man i don't care what they say my fingers do not last longer, it still ****ing hurts after a while, but what should i care, am past that stage now
#34
Quote by the boogieman
no way, dude

8 year olds are the ****


True, but when you're trying to pick up a girl that's actually your age, that tends to be something they don't like.
#35
Quote by LinkManDX
True, but when you're trying to pick up a girl that's actually your age, that tends to be something they don't like.


then again who needs a woman your own age when you can have an 8 year old hottie
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get a cheap marshall... my MG15DFX has a button that simulates the sound of one of the expensive tube marshall amps.
#36
hmm....i guess this is turning into a pedo thread now...
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#37
We guitarists have good licks, hehe
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Quote by the boogieman
then again who needs a woman your own age when you can have an 8 year old hottie


lmao, im soooo putting that in my sig!
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#39
Quote by Carl6661
lmao, im soooo putting that in my sig!


hahaha

awesome
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get a cheap marshall... my MG15DFX has a button that simulates the sound of one of the expensive tube marshall amps.
#40
You can't finger a girl at 300 bps.


Bass jokes are better:

Bassists are very good when using 2 fingers.
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