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#1
ok this chick who is like 3'9 asked me out today. and im about 5'8. and i dont know what i should say. any sudgestions?
#3
"you're a midget"
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#7
Midget sex is fun... but if you're not that into that just say go hang yourself from a tree in the corner of a screen you munchkin (if you don't get this watch The Wizard of Oz closely).
#8
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+1

but umm the hottest girl in my grade is like 4'10" so idk haha
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#10
If you like her, say yes.

If you don't like her, say no.
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#13
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#14
but umm the hottest girl in my grade is like 4'10" so idk haha


ya i know but come one this chick is like 3'9 and shes not even that good looking. but she does like rock and metal so thats cool i guess
#16
Do you like her if so say yes if not say no
and true bj's would be convienient for her lol
#17
is she otherwise hot? Does she like awesome things?

I say go for it. If she ends up being boring, one date won't kill you. If she turns out awesome, then you win.
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#20
Look on the plus side, your dick will look massive next too her.
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#21
Quote by Megallica666
3''9' is very short. i wouldn't.


ya i know its short and shes in the 8th grade lmao
#22
Just say you don't feel the same way about her but if she wants to be friends then that's cool...
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#23
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ya i know but come one this chick is like 3'9 and shes not even that good looking. but she does like rock and metal so thats cool i guess

Then say"No".

#25
Quote by dumbassclan
ya i know its short and shes in the 8th grade lmao



ok that makes it easy. Just say she's too young.
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#27
but atleast the chick attempts to play guitar, but she also told me last month that she wanted me to teach her how to play guitar. and i said maybe but to busy now.
#28
I can't believe that I'm the first to say this, but...

Is she seven?
Cuz if so..... I think you know the answer already, TS.


EDIT: In the time it took me to write that, 10 other people posted. I was beaten, in a manner of speaking...

#29
ok then since we all know im more than likely going to reject her than how should i reject her.
#30
Say- "I'm nuts over you."
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#31
Quote by dumbassclan
ok then since we all know im more than likely going to reject her than how should i reject her.



Just hold your hand about 4'1" off the ground and make her stand under it. Then say, "Sorry you arn't tall enough to ride me".
#32
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Say- "I'm nuts over you."



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#34
I feel your pain. A 5 foot girl asked me to a dance-ish thing (it's weird. Girls ask guys and you can't say no) . I'm 6'5. I don't know how it will work.
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#35
say yes, go for it. imagine how easy it would be to do things with her man, you could pick her up with one hand.
#36
Quote by dumbassclan
ok then since we all know im more than likely going to reject her than how should i reject her.



Send her a letter.

Dear (insert name here),


I do not want to go to (insert social gathering's name here) with you. Why? Because you are a ****ing midget.

Love,
(Insert name here)


P.S. Try HGH. It will help.


There you go. Crisis Averted.
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#38
"Well at least you won't have to bend over."

Not like it's been said before or anything.
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#39
Also... Try your hardest not to get a boner. You're going to hit her in the face with it...
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#40
Quote by JH_reincarnated
thats a myth...a big one its not true, it'd be friggin hilarious if it was (in some sadistic way) but its not


I watched it with my ex once and we saw something in the background. Could've just been in our heads though.
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