Does anyone here worship The Mars Volta, Joe Satriani, or Paul Gilbert?

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If so, send me a friend request, UG thinks my profile is only "20% awesome", since I lack friends
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Good bands, but a thread begging for friend requests to bump your profile % is definitely lame sauce.
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16% complete is better.
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#5
Lame indeed

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try 12% complete. bitches.
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#8
i dig the mars volta. not so much the other two. and by, 'not so much' i mean i hate them.
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#9
The Mars Volta=amazing

The others are great, but the Volta will always hold a special place in my heart.
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i dig the mars volta. not so much the other two. and by, 'not so much' i mean i hate them.

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#12
Weirdly enough, the new Mars Volta album has a song that's insanely similar to one off of Omar's solo album Se Dice...except it's faster.
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The Mars Volta=amazing

The others are great, but the Volta will always hold a special place in my heart.
Yeah Volta is a band I always end up defending no matter what. Pretty creative band. They kinda sucked when they opened for RHCP, but i'd see them again if they headlined.
#16
the mars volta is the ****!
love em to death
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#18
I actually hate mars volta, but satch and paul gilbert and gods of guitar for sure. And no i will not add you.
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#19
John Petrucci, Marty Friedman, and Jason Becker blow the Mars Volta to Mars, Satriani to the aliens, and Paul Gilbert to Spaceship one.
#21
I worship the mars volta.
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I'm sorry, I just don't like the l33t ShReddzarZ.
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#23
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John Petrucci, Marty Friedman, and Jason Becker blow the Mars Volta to Mars, Satriani to the aliens, and Paul Gilbert to Spaceship one.


that is total bs. You are a shred noob and deserve to be deprived of food.
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#24
i literally worship satch and paul, and of course steve vai, you can't leave him out
#28
mars volta is my religion.

omar cedric are my gods.

i cant express how much i love them anyother way.

by FAR my favourite band.

i would go as far to say im one the biggest mars volta fans in existence.

that band is my life
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Weirdly enough, the new Mars Volta album has a song that's insanely similar to one off of Omar's solo album Se Dice...except it's faster.

also, yeah , the song GOLIATH off there new album is a re-done, voltarised version
of rapid fire tollbooth.

it wasnt like he was running out of riffs, and used it in two different songs,
just he re-did tollbooth, he did a re-worked cover of his solo stuff
#30
It sounds a bit desperate Threadstarter.

I love the Mars Volta. I hate shredders, i respect them and their hard-earned ability but the music they play is self-indulgent repetitive **** and guitar alone gets boring after 5 minutes. PLus the rhythm section is completely forgotten.
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mars volta is my religion.

omar cedric are my gods.

i cant express how much i love them anyother way.

by FAR my favourite band.

i would go as far to say im one the biggest mars volta fans in existence.

that band is my life

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I bet dating you must be an amazing experience.


..Girls tell me to shut up about music, too.


its a plus for me!!!

most girls think its a awesome that im so obbsessd with them, plus i look like cedric and omar (depends on my hair that day)
#37
Well I love TMV, but Satch and Gilbert don't do anything for me. Good players, but not really creative or fun to listen to.
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#38
I worshid Herman Ri and the other dude who has been playing for two years
#39
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John Petrucci, Marty Friedman, and Jason Becker blow the Mars Volta to Mars, Satriani to the aliens, and Paul Gilbert to Spaceship one.
Petrucci is lifeless for the most part besides his solo album. Marty's tone is disgusting, and Becker is even more lifeless than Petrucci.

Satriani and Paul Gilbert are THE two best instrumental rock guitarists. They're the only ones that aren't marginally boring.