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#1
What do you like to throw at people?

I personally like eggs...



and grapefruits

#2
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and grapefruits



...?

Everyone knows the best thing to throw at someone is poop.
#4
bricks with dog**** and aids on it.
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#5
FROZEN Eggs

yea, eggs can be frozen. i tried at work tonight.

they expand and crack the shell, but you can chuck em at a concrete floor and the shell wont crack after a night in the freezer.

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#6
c'mon all you guys stuff is so complicated to prepare... throw what evers in your pockets!!!
#8
throw yourself at someone...


that might work
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#9
Hamburgers and hot dogs.

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#14
ninja stars. work every time.
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#15
dont throw things at people, throw people at things: walls, traffic, pirrahnnas, canibals. its all good.
#16
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#17
your shoe, i know its not disgusting and it wont hurt

but ****, its hilarious
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#20
I'm confused regarding your picture of "grapefruits"


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#21
i cant believe nobodys said water baloons yet! me and my friends used to drive around town throwing water balloons at random people.... good times, good times
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#24
My friend has a game of what he can throw at me.....A good one was a crusty marshmallow that was on the ground....Now I can't remember all the **** we throw at each other.....
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#25
Loose change. If you're willing to sacrafice a quarter you can cause some nice pain.
#26
Throwing things at people is funny when you are 10 years old.

Man, some people seriously need to grow up
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#29
Something that makes a good splat when it hits them, but is relatively cheap to obtain.

A cream cake or a tomato, for instance.

Make sure it's rotten though, or it'll just bounce off. Boring.
#30
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dont throw things at people, throw people at things: walls, traffic, pirrahnnas, canibals. its all good.


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#31
small children.

do you play a trombone or a trumpet or something? if so,... yeah....

or a bomb. that'd work.

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#33
i throw the internet at people i dont like
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#35
i once threw a purse at my brother.

it had a camer, a phone, a wallet, a video camera, and ipod, and various pens in it.
needless to say he had a large welt on his head
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#37
Caviar.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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#38
have you heard of cat pennies?

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culturejammer: you know what pennies are AWESOME for?
culturejammer: throwing at cats
culturejammer: it only costs a single penny
culturejammer: and they'll either chase it, or get hit by it and look pissed off
culturejammer: i now use that system to value prices of things
culturejammer: for example, a thirty dollar game has to be at least as awesome as three thousand catpennies

human pennies are just as fun, but you have to be more stealthy about it, otherwise the humans seem to get all upset and start yelling and chasing you
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#39
Throw bad luck for a lasting effect.
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