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#1
We had this talk about it at school today, from some woman who'd obviously never had anyone "woo" her in her life. Fugly bitch. But I digress.

Is the art of romance gone? What do you think?
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#3
The art of romance? Hah. Times have changed. Now women aren't just objects of male affection. We don't need to woo them.
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#6
I think it is. Nowadays guys just walk up to women like "hey, wanna go have sex?" and she's like "whatever." I blame the hippitty hop and the cannerbis.
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romance is dead.


You wouldn't know love, if it crushed your ****ing chest,
so cry me a ****in' river, bitch.


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#8
No I'm still romantic.

Just not on UG.
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#10
Sure there's traditional romance!

Love letters emails
Long conversations phone calls
Candlelit dinner Big Mac and chips
Constant need to talk to each other texting
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#11
Romance is not dead, but it certainly is on life support and in need of a few transplants.
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Yeah, putting unneccesary swear words in your lyrics makes you sound real edgy and serious. Disregard the fact that all the other words are anti-poetic high-school tripe that barely makes sense, that's real mature words from a smart man right there .
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i like a bit of romance

red roses and romantic dinners are the way to my heart.

nah, idk, not enough people seem to be romantic enough nowadays. i love getting little letters or sweet texts or going out for meals or getting each other pressies even if it's only choccies, lol.
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Yeah, putting unneccesary swear words in your lyrics makes you sound real edgy and serious. Disregard the fact that all the other words are anti-poetic high-school tripe that barely makes sense, that's real mature words from a smart man right there .


Indeed.

And he'd sex you up any day
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I think it is. Nowadays guys just walk up to women like "hey, wanna go have sex?" and she's like "whatever." I blame the hippitty hop and the cannerbis.


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#22
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good cal on the nature boy!
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#24
I like being romantic, knowing you've cheered someone you care about up and made them happy makes you happy as well.

Suprise massages and "I brought you some wine and marshmallows!" are my favourite =D
#25
I can't do romance, I can only do getting drunk and getting off with a few people, then calling them in the morning to see if we can take it any further.
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#26
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romance is dead.



Amazing Parkway Drive tune that.

"So Cry Me A ****ING River BITCH!" lol LAV IT!!


Seriously though, i do believe that this whole new way of chatting lasses up or "wooing" as it was originally phrased is not good for people stilll have an old fashioned view on how to impress the ladies.

I still believe in being a propper gentleman, so to speak. Is that weird or is there still some respectable men out there still?
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#27
Well, I don't think romance is dead, I just think you need to think your game plan a bit more. I tried being romantic when I was younger. I got in two serious relationships which in total lasted three years. Both the girls loved all the romance, but then they got interested in other guys and cheated (yes, both of them ) Now I'm pretty stereotypical. I've got a 26 year old on tap, and I'm working some hot sluts. up untill 2008 I've always wanted to get married, have a family, be a dad etc. But now I don't have any of those ambitions so I also have no ambition to be romantic.
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I can't do romance, I can only do getting drunk and getting off with a few people, then calling them in the morning to see if we can take it any further.


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#30
Whatever happened to letters delivered by hand in the night and eloping, so as to hide from your opposing families?
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Whatever happened to letters delivered by hand in the night and eloping, so as to hide from your opposing families?


It stopped when the smith & wesson was introduced at a cheap, affordable price.
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#32
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Whatever happened to letters delivered by hand in the night and eloping, so as to hide from your opposing families?

Overrated.

I've written a handful of poems for my wife, and I used to write "I love you" in the snow on her car.
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i hate romance, everything i try still has the girls going to other guys so i just give up.

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#34
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Overrated.

I've written a handful of poems for my wife, and I used to write "I love you" in the snow on her car.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why 'used to' though?
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sigged. Nice work noob
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Because now she parks in the garage

That's cause she got tired of seeing your "yellow" handwriting.
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Yeah, putting unneccesary swear words in your lyrics makes you sound real edgy and serious. Disregard the fact that all the other words are anti-poetic high-school tripe that barely makes sense, that's real mature words from a smart man right there .


That's an actual song. Nice one.
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#40
Oh yeah dude, I used to woo the hell out of the ladies....that is, until the accident. The paramedics said it was the worst case of a woo overdose that they had ever seen.

But in all seriousness yeah, I do quite enjoy being romantic. Of course, I've temporarily sworn off women, so I don't really have a chance to be romantic these days, but I do enjoy it whenever I am dating.
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