#1
What's your best story ever? They can be silly, serious, or just stupid. I'm new so I'm not sure this has been done... Here's my best story ever.

So back in the summer my chums and I were building some sweet jumps for our big 2 wheelers. Some other people came and were checking us out, and one brilliant young lad wants to impress the ladies like the rest of us. (if there were any ladies there). Because he doesn't have a bike he runs up like a moron, misinterpreting the height of the jump. He leaps with one leg onto the jump and lands awkwardly, yelping in pain. We all start to laugh at him as he rolls around on the ground. Turns out he broke his leg.

And that, is one of my best stories ever.
#2
I was playing paintball andme and a buddy went up the left of the hill we were attacking (flanking ftw!). Anyway we got about 40m away when someone started shooting, we were like OH **** and dive behind a tree which was half the size I was (my buddy was even bigger then me), so here we are behind a tree half our size getting shot at by some mother****er, so I said SCREW THIS pop out and fire, one down.. we start to move when another guy comes.

Well we dived back behind out little tree, I sort of took a hit, the ball hit the tree and I got splattered a bit, but..it didnt count, so me and my buddy pop out again and take out the son of a bitch.

We then got up the hill successfully flanking them and get about 3 of em.

Best game ever
#3
a few weeks ago me and my friend got high. we walked up to maccas and i got a large mc chicken meal and i ate it, it was yum.
#4
I had a polystyrene (spl?) tube fight on a trampoline with my friends whilst drunk and possibly high. That was amazing and I also won !!..

No wait I came second to my friend Jack..
#5
It's just me, haven222, part of your average family. I have a dad, a mom, and a sister! There is Donny, we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house.. it moves! Because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts his nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay.. so we're not that average.

But between you and me, something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
#6
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It's just me, haven222, part of your average family. I have a dad, a mom, and a sister! There is Donny, we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house.. it moves! Because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts his nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay.. so we're not that average.

But between you and me, something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.


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#7
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It's just me, haven222, part of your average family. I have a dad, a mom, and a sister! There is Donny, we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house.. it moves! Because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts his nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay.. so we're not that average.

But between you and me, something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.


wild thornberrys

ftw lol

EDIT: damnit beaten
#8
So the other night, in the middle of a decent snow storm, me and my buddy decide to go get chinese. we get there, get seated and **** and halfway through the meal, i look up when celine dion's song (you know, the one from Titanic) comes on and I am then forced to reassess my surroundings.

So i look around and since me and my buddy - john, we'll call him - is the only other one besides myself in the place. So i take a moment and inside i'm laughing my ass off and he sees that i think somethings funny and asks "Dude, what?"

I pause and let this out "Well, you're wearing Ice Creams (really obnoxious, pink, green and yellow sneakers), humming Celine Dion, sipping on a Pina Colada, out to eat a chinese place with another dude....you're just a ****ing heterosexual icon, aren't ya?!"

idk...we laughed for like 10 minutes about how gay it all seemed...i suck at stories anyway.
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#10
I wanna hear that story about the guy who's friend got his dick stuck in a jar of peanut butter...
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#13
This is long but it's worth the read.

To start off
My friend is 'special' when it comes to girls.

It all started last august He was talking to a girl a fair bit between msn and facebook (rofl) and he told me he liked her. Then about a week later he told me that he asked her out and she said yes. He had a date with her at (aka a fast food place).

The night before the date I slept over to his house. We woke up and she called him and asked what time to go and during that conversation he said that I was going with him so then she invited her friend (understandably you don't wanna be 'overwhelmed'). Although I didn't say I would go with him he made me after because it would be odd if I didn't show up after he said I was going to.

So the date was in about twenty minutes and I had to go home and get a shower and stuff before I could go and I told him he should go with out me because we'd be late otherwise but he insisted to wait for me.

So anyways I went home and had a shower and stuff. Our houses are about a minute walk from each other and the fast food place was about a 5 minute walk from our houses. So after I was ready he walked up to my house and then we walked to the place. We were 50 minutes late and when we got there the girl and her friend were outside in front of the place waiting for their ride to come.

So then me and my friend go in and get some food while I choke laughing at my friend for being such a n00b.

So a month or so later (September-October) he said they've tried to go on a couple of dates but it never worked (Example: one of them couldn't get a ride)

Then my friend told me that this girl in our school asked him out and he decided he liked this new girl better so he told me broke up with the first girl. So they went out for a couple of months, although it was odd because there was only two times where I'd see them talk to each in person (and this was in the beginning) so everyone was getting suspicious about it.

One night while on msn the girl that my friend is going out with started talking to me
the first thing she said was

"Does Bob (not actual name) think that I'm going out with him?"

To which I start laughing and say "yes".

Turns out what he was saying was total bull****, HE asked her out, they went one date (also at a fast food place) which was purposely cut short by the girl. She said he was talking about a guy almost the ENTIRE time.

Quote

"It's one thing when a guy talks about another girl the entire time, but talking about another guy is even worse. I'm pretty sure he's gay".

He kept sending her 'affection' messages on msn and stuff and she wouldn't respond and she got creeped out and asked me to tell him they weren't going out.

So I did tell him and it was really funny/awkward and he told me thought they were still going out and that he was really embarrased and he'd change his facebook relationship status as soon as he gets home.

I check his facebook the next day, "In a Relationship"
well I suppose he never got around to it

Two weeks pass,
He was still 'in a relationship' so I wrote on his wall "Still going out with Lindsey (not actual name) are you?" And a couple of days later he finally changed it.

Fast forward to New Years Eve 08, I was at a party and the first girl my friend was 'involved with' was there. I was talking to her and at one point I asked her about it and turns out that my friend was lying like we thought.

She said that he never asked her out and she was under the impression he just wanted to hang with her as friends.

One time in school he actually did talk to her though; he went up to her and said

"Do you find it odd how we talk on msn a lot and not in person?"

And she was like "yeah I spose"

and he said

"Yeah I'll try to work on that.."

She was like "okay"

After that he never said anything to her.

Hopefully I told that well, I can't write all as there was so much to it and stuff but it was one of the funniest thing that I've ever experienced.
Last edited by tom-the-lawn at Jan 28, 2008,
#14
Not as epic a others'. But I vaguely know a guy who experienced some gay feelings so he wanted to experiment. After sucking a penis he told his parents about it, but as they were strict muslims the news wasn't received well. He had to sleep in the shed for a month.

Sad story of course.
#15
Well.

I had this great adventure in this telephone booth (sp?) today.
My mate, being stoned as hell, tried to make another joint, although he failed.
After a few good minutes of searching we found someone who was able to make one for us, 20 minutes later we finally got our two joints and decided to go back to the good ol' telephone booth. Once there, we lit up the two joints and had a great time after.


Yeah. Interesting you say?
#16
Another paintball story.
My youth group had this totally epic paintball fight.
there were groups of ten.

Anyways, first 5 minutes, 5 of my team mates got eliminated. Me and my friend decided to go sneak up behind the open field. My friend gets picked off by someone hiding, so it's me against like 7 people (all my other team mates were behind the barricades of the main field). Anyways, everyone is really spread out, so I swung around the base, and had the open shot to everyone's backs (they were hiding behind barrels). I popped them all, because they were distracted by my team shooting at them from the other direction.
Of the people that I shot, I shot 2 former marines.
That was a fun day.
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