#1
Share tips, advice, funny anecdotes about how you brush your teeth

Personally, I sit in the living room to brush, because the bathroom is a boring place to stand.

Also, if someone could write a quick dental FAQ for this first post, it'll be appreciated.
#2
dont wash them
its a waste of time
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#4
i dont enjoy brushing my teeth
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#5
Dark.

Picked up toothbrush.

Squeezed toothpaste.

Opened mouth.

Inserted toothbrush.

Started bleeding.

Switched lights on.

Shaving razor.

*shivers*
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#6
for some reason my breath smells worse after brushing my teeth
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#8
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for some reason my breath smells worse after brushing my teeth

exactly what i said in my first post
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#10
I'm glad you finally made an official one. I get really tired of seeing a million of these threads about brushing your teeth. Kudos, Vermintide!

Anyway, my toothbrush has a penis on it that lights up. I got it at the sex shop.
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#12
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for some reason my breath smells worse after brushing my teeth


Use some strong mouthwash!
#14
It's very boring brushing teeth. It's supposed to be like 3 minutes brushing too, I do it for about 20 seconds.
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#16
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Dark.

Picked up toothbrush.

Squeezed toothpaste.

Opened mouth.

Inserted toothbrush.

Started bleeding.

Switched lights on.

Shaving razor.

*shivers*


How could you not notice the difference?

One time there was a finger nail in the bristols and it cut my gums.
#17
I brush my teeth excessively. 4 minutes right when I wake up, then 1 more minute after breakfast. 2 minutes after school, 2 minutes after dinner. 4 minutes before bed. I'm a bit of a germophobe, and OCD and stuff.
#19
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What are you, British?


i didnt say i dont wash them
it was an advice to the pit
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#21
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do you put water on your toothpaste when its on the brush?

Of couse. It just seems a bit dry otherwise....
I wet my toothbrush, then put the toothpaste on, the wet it again, then brush my teeth.
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#23
It's hard to imagine this thread going on for more than two pages...
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#24
I hate 'ONLY' threads, they really grind my gears, especially if they're for something as lame as teeth-brushing. C'mon!!
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#25
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Wtf?
I smell epic phail.


no, that's just toast1337's halitosis.
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my breath always smells. even when i brush and use mouth wash. Any suggestions?



stop sucking ****.
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#31
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no, that's just toast1337's halitosis.


lol +1

btw someone got one with an mp3 player in it? i saw an ad in the tv
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#32
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Of couse. It just seems a bit dry otherwise....
I wet my toothbrush, then put the toothpaste on, the wet it again, then brush my teeth.



as do I

just find it easier that way


and I really don't see how people can brush their teeth for like 3 or 4 minutes, I go for like 20 seconds