Think of this as a Jigsaw .. I have 3 scenes.
somehow you people have to think of ways to incorperate theme into a story on the theme of "Spys"

Scenes you MUST incorporate are

A scene of incredible drunkedness

and a scene with a polka dance

A scene of a russian parade

Try not to include violence but knocking out someone comically is alowed

Theres a logic and reason to all of this but its a long story.

Your rules are:

You can reorder how you wish AND make more
as many people as needed
suggested 3-4 maincharacters

Have fun. Be creative... but I'm probably gonna get stories about clowns and growing grass...

Thanks in advance!
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
OOh, can i use Celtx?
Unfortually, i got college tomorrow. Just set it in Moscow, and an incredibly drunk Commisar, doing a polka dance in the middle of red Square. Done.
A play already exists with all these features. It's about a drunk slag who enjoys paper lanterns and eventually goes mad, not spies, but it exists all the same