#2
Look at the thing in front of the ''span'' its the sign for 'the onion' a pisstake newspaper from madison WI

this is hilarious by the way.
#3
ur not familiar with the onion
Quote by Cameronrobson
It's a bat, a cyclops and an owl riding a pair of bicycles. Idiot.
#6
It seems pretty real though, how can they fake the congress?
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#7
I have seen skull****ing.
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dreamtheater91 has destroyed my soul with that story

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#9
First thing I thought of was this guy.



"I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!"
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#10
Quote by wyldelife
It seems pretty real though, how can they fake the congress?


in case your not taking the piss. they just dubbed over a video of somthing else


and the closing statement is hilarious
#12
You've got to be kidding me, there's no way that's dubbed, it's in perfect sync!
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#13
LMAO "every single day another grandmother is skull****ed infront of her apartment building by street thugs while her neighbors do nothing" thats delightfully evil
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#15
Quote by Vince Noir
First thing I thought of was this guy.



"I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!"
Me too!
#16
haha " increased police prensence in high risk skull **** areas"
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#18
Quote by Vince Noir
First thing I thought of was this guy.



"I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!"


I love that movie

This is definitely fake, by the way.
#20
Quote by Vince Noir
First thing I thought of was this guy.



"I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!"


Exactly the same thought, that whiskey and coffee drenched psycho has etched his way into my mind.

Is the Onion an American version of magazines like "The Private Eye?" that's what it seems to me. This is really, terribly funny, and I wish it was real.

But, there's no way you can swear that often on live American TV, even at midnight; that is what gave it away to me.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#22
Quote by wyldelife
It seems pretty real though, how can they fake the congress?

Actors. Pretty recent innovation really, I think the greeks only invented it around 2000 years ago.
#24
Quote by loc66sic
go trivium (we all know the lyrics)

haha, to the rats FTW
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#26
Quote by filthandfury
Stump fucking's where it's at.

I prefer Wound Fucking. Cutting a deep wound into someone and screwing it.
#27
uhhhhh....."repeatedly thrusting their penis' into the eye cavities of innocent americans or their lifeless corpses, and ****ing them over and over...."
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#28
Quote by MastaBassist10
Actors. Pretty recent innovation really, I think the greeks only invented it around 2000 years ago.

Your sarcasm disturbs me!
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#29
holy skull f*cking batman!

Quote by Vince Noir
First thing I thought of was this guy.



"I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!"



FULL METAL JACKET FTW!!
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#30
Quote by loc66sic
go trivium (we all know the lyrics)


no. no we dont all know.


and its fake. if you believe otherwise you are an idiot.
#31
Ocular Penetration Restriction Act

Skull F*cking Epidemic

No one is born a skull f*cker
#34
noobs, I get The Onion podcast
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#35
lmao
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#36
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