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#1
Ok wtf now.
I'm browsing pornz on the internet (as you do)

And i come across (no pun intended) SMURF PORN
Full on people painted blue and dressed as smurfs having teh seckses

I've lost interest in masturbation for the night.
#2
Too much information.

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#7
14-inchers.
Seriously, it's like a Cum Hurricane when he blows his load....
#8
This may turn out to be an epic thread!
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#9
That's fucked up.

Well, to me it ain't any weirder than all this porn based on other cartoons, eg. hentai and stuff.
I can't understand why someone would get more kicks out of porn drawings than the real stuff.

TS, want to pm me the link?
#13
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#15
Women-who-can't-drive-cars-or-use-clutch-and-get-stuck-in-mud-and-start-mud-wrestling porn.
#17
I googled, I watched, I laughed my ****ing ass off.
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#18
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Women-who-can't-drive-cars-or-use-clutch-and-get-stuck-in-mud-and-start-mud-wrestling porn.

You mean all of them?
#19
LMAO!!!!
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#20
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You mean all of them?


No, I mean more than one woman = women.

You can't have a mud wrestle with one person, that's just silly.
#21
Docking.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#23
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No, I mean more than one woman = women.

You can't have a mud wrestle with one person, that's just silly.

I meant that all women were incapable of driving/using the clutch, because I found it funny.
#24
Btw, docking= Man putting penis inside the pee-pee hole of another mans penis.

That is all.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#25
I once downloaded some porn where a girl was coated in this 'special lotion'.
It looked like plain ky gel or something in the tub, but once she started playing with it- it was all stretchy and webby and sheet-plastic-like.
It was strange, she got into a bath of the stuff and started submerging herself in it. It made her (already nice, big) boobs looks great, but she had to keep making airholes through this gooey stuff so I didn't know weather to be turned on or worried she was going to suffocate on the stuff.
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#26
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I meant that all women were incapable of driving/using the clutch, because I found it funny.


Ah

Yeah, that's true.

I love women driver jokes.

Like just the other day, at a restaurant, I was bored so got one of those little kids placemat things with a puzzle?

It was "Drive from the start to finish", so I just did big lines all over the place and said it was a woman driver.

I saw one woman trying to do a u turn on a mini roundabout.

Her boyfriend in the passenger seat actually ducked his head and hid his face.
#27
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Btw, docking= Man putting penis inside the pee-pee hole of another mans penis.

That is all.


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#29
By any chance was this song playing in the background?

Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and his self
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I'm blue, da ba de da ba die.(x7)(x2)
in auberdeen i will die


I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the color of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue,da ba de da ba die. (x7)(x2)

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the color of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue,da ba de da ba die. (x7)(x2)


Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and his self
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I'm blue,da ba de da ba die.(x7)(x2)
repeat (x4)
if i was green i would die


And how the hell did you find this?
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#30
Dude, that is so totally smurfed.
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#31
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Btw, docking= Man putting penis inside the pee-pee hole of another mans penis.

That is all.


NO! Bad Leader!
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#34
^No smurfin' way.
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#35
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14-inchers.
Seriously, it's like a Cum Hurricane when he blows his load....

nah man those are fake
the weirdest ones are the hentai tentacle ones
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#36
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Well I was just contributing to the thread what I thought the weirdest porn I've ever found was.

...I suppose this isn't a good time to explain shrimping?
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#37
I've seen it all....

Horses on women

midgets

shemales

the flintstones

spongebob (extra creepy)

.....

the list goes on and on.
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#38
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Btw, docking= Man putting penis inside the pee-pee hole of another mans penis.

That is all.

what the hell?
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Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



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Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


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#40
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I've seen it all....

Horses on women

midgets

shemales

the flintstones

spongebob (extra creepy)

.....

the list goes on and on.

^ I don't want to know... leave me to think my happy thoughts
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