#1
So anyway, I just got on my computer, and this girl started up a conversation with me:

Her: WATCH OUT!! MICHAEL JACKSON'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
Me: Uh, nobody's there
Her: He's invisible
Me: Uh, I'm pretty sure nobody's there..
Her: Lies

UG, I need your advice: What does this mean? Is she trying to hit on me? Is she a freak? I'm completely bewildered. What kind of person starts up a conversation like that? How should I respond?
#2
Freak.

Well, I suppose it depends how old you are.

Maybe flirty.

A flirty freak.

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#4
Usually, we called that syndrome: Crystal Methism.
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So anyway, I just got on my computer, and this girl started up a conversation with me:

Her: WATCH OUT!! MICHAEL JACKSON'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
Me: Uh, nobody's there
Her: He's invisible
Me: Uh, I'm pretty sure nobody's there..
Her: Lies

UG, I need your advice: What does this mean? Is she trying to hit on me? Is she a freak? I'm completely bewildered. What kind of person starts up a conversation like that? How should I respond?


i've started a convo with "f*ck my gonads" without flirting. i think you're okay.
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She wants your balls. Either that or shes on drugs...
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#9
Uimmm lol
i just re-read that 4 times.


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#10
just say: "you, me, my house. Whipped cream and handcuffs. Any questions?"
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#11
She's trying to be 'random'.
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just say: "you, me, my house. Whipped cream and handcuffs. Any questions?"



When?
Shhh.. It's my filthy little secret.


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#13
It means:

She wants you + Michael Jackson + her to have an orgy. Have fun my friend, ...have fun.

Or she wants it in the pooper. Could be that.
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Usually, we called that syndrome: Crystal Methism.

I'm back five minutes, and already the lulz set in.


it's good to be back.

And TS, let's be honest, girls are weird. She may be doing it for fun, but it could be more. If she's making an excuse to talk to you, she may be wanting to flirt. I say, respond with subtle flirting, and if she picks up on that, then it's what she was expecting.
#16
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She's trying to be 'random'.

correct. we're way too used to internet funneah so we don't appreciate this anymore.
#17
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She's trying to be 'random'.

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Quote by geetarguy13
So anyway, I just got on my computer, and this girl started up a conversation with me:

Her: WATCH OUT!! MICHAEL JACKSON'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!
Me: Uh, nobody's there
Her: He's invisible
Me: Uh, I'm pretty sure nobody's there..
Her: Lies

UG, I need your advice: What does this mean? Is she trying to hit on me? Is she a freak? I'm completely bewildered. What kind of person starts up a conversation like that? How should I respond?



what are u, in 5th grade?
if ur freaking out about that maybe your the freak
foolish minister,
again you have mistaken
its absolute power over
this body i have taken
This child belongs to me now
to the one who reigns in hell
the demon of great power
the demon SAMAEL!
#21
say "Jackson just told me to tell you to shut up or he'll be round there to sodomise you, now we're going back to learning the moonwalk, good day to you madam."
#26
She thinks she's funny and random.
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