#1
I searched but there wasn't really a relevant thread, so I figured why not. How many UGers do some form of "martian arts"? What style? Feel free to post any martian arts related stuff here aswell.

Me, I have been doing some work in the vain of the peoples of the planet Venus for about 8 years now. It's basically a blend of our earth art and the art of Jupiter...which means there's some Picasso and some Sge'lru.

Anyway, let the martian arts related banter begin.
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#2
epic facepalm.
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I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
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Here's one I did.
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I love getting hit in the balls.

Sometimes, I masturbate while imagining my girlfriend is ramming her knee up into my precious orbs. It turns me on so much.

Actually, that's not true. I don't have a girlfriend
#8
Mars.
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#11
Mars.
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#12
anyone else notice what this kid is doin?
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#16
I totally half-remember a dream I had last night, and I think aliens were involved. Come to think of it, I've been having a bunch of messed up dreams recently. I think they're telling me I should start doing martian arts. Anyone have any good websites for beginners?
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#17
Normally, I would say *reported*, but since you're apparently an alien...

*deported*
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