#1
HEY!!!

Lay down your best momma joke to the person above you...

I will post comp. places later on.....

Try to be original and insulting!!!

Trëv

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#2
lol
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#3
Meh.
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#7
GUYS, REAL JOKES........

If u dont have a joke to post, dont post at all.....
#9
your mom had sex with a man and many months later you were born
signed,
your favorite poster
#10
TS, your momma is stupid, but even she read this thread and went "DAMN!"
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#12
your momma's so fat that....


****in A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#15
yo mama's so dirty, she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep
her Crabs fresh!
I'd just like to say I fall into the 5% of us on this site who aren't metalheads.


I am UG's resident Communist.
#17
Yo mama's so hairy, that when you popped out, you got yourself a full body carpet burn
Hurp De Durp
#18
yo mama's so fat, when she walks infront of the tv, i miss the commericals
I'd just like to say I fall into the 5% of us on this site who aren't metalheads.


I am UG's resident Communist.
#20
my favorites:

Your momma's so fat, she's morbidly obese.

Your momma's so ugly, she has severe aesthetic deficiencies.

Your momma's so dirty, she has poor hygiene.

Your momma's so hairy, she suffers from hirsutism.

Your momma's so stupid, she's mentally retarded.

also, your momma's so stupid, she didn't use the searchbar.

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#21
Quote by The4thHorsemen
my favorites:

Your momma's so fat, she's morbidly obese.

Your momma's so ugly, she has severe aesthetic deficiencies.

Your momma's so dirty, she has poor hygiene.

Your momma's so hairy, she suffers from hirsutism.

Your momma's so stupid, she's mentally retarded.

also, your momma's so stupid, she didn't use the searchbar.

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#22
Yo momma's so stupid she says HHHNNNNGGGGGHHHHAAAUGHAUGHAGUHAGUHAAA
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